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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2005 14:40:55 GMT -4
I think she does. I wish she would get away from her creepy family, go to college, and try to have a real life. She was not cut out for pop stardom. At all.
In everyday life, her oddly shaped schnozz would not seem so out of place. As part of the entertainment world, she looks like a 'before' makeover poster.
Talent and pretty both matter for faux-punk-rawk singers, Asslee. You can't sing and you're fug. Not a winning combo.
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jennipoo
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Post by jennipoo on Mar 25, 2005 14:03:36 GMT -4
As reported by the Newport News, VA newspaper today, Asslee's concert is sold out in Norfolk, VA. I'm at a total loss. Could someone explain this?? Why, why why? And how, how, how?
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Post by GirlyGhoul on Mar 25, 2005 14:41:33 GMT -4
People love a trainwreck
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slashgirl
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Post by slashgirl on Mar 26, 2005 11:21:47 GMT -4
As a VA relative, I'd like to take this time to say that there are plenty of us who wouldn't be caught dead at an AssSimp concert.
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roxpopuli
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Post by roxpopuli on Mar 26, 2005 13:21:19 GMT -4
People love a trainwreck I agree, GirlyGhoul. I'll bet people bought tickets just to experience her total lack of talent up close and personal. Whaddya wanna bet she gets booed off the stage?
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Mar 26, 2005 13:39:12 GMT -4
Booing hell. With this person's ability to change reality through her crappy show, I say the time is right for throwing rancid feces. Let's see how the show handles THAT one.
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ohnoshedidnt
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Post by ohnoshedidnt on Mar 27, 2005 19:27:44 GMT -4
As reported by the Newport News, VA newspaper today, Asslee's concert is sold out in Norfolk, VA. I'm at a total loss. Could someone explain this?? Why, why why? And how, how, how? She is playing venues that are holding a max of about 2,500-3,000. Some as few as 1,500. And a couple of them were not complete sell outs. I think if she toured venues that held 10-15k like Britney or Hilary she would flop hard like her sister's tour did last year. I don't see her lasting beyond this first CD.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Mar 28, 2005 10:40:35 GMT -4
So basically to counteract any bad press from her utter lack of talent, Creepy Pa signed up Ashlee for tiny venues in which he can work a lie around. "Hey, she fills wherever she plays! It's not like these two fiascoes did anything to her career!" Meanwhile he neglects to mention that there're nowhere near the size of his favored daughter's or that they fill up completely. And with the Asscrack reality show he can plaster up all of these lies to salvage his investment.
What a piece of work, I tell ya.
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jwitt
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Post by jwitt on Apr 28, 2005 22:55:52 GMT -4
Does anyone know how badly her tour is doing?
They were pretty much giving away tickets to Jessucka's last tour, and I am sure Asslee's are a relative bargain by comparison, but still...who would go?
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on Apr 29, 2005 10:29:24 GMT -4
how much longer before her 15 minutes of fame are up? I'm sick of hearing her name.
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