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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 14:35:17 GMT -4
I think he's sexy. Even in the Lemony Snicket movie, even though you only see his silhouette.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 14:47:08 GMT -4
He does absolutely nothing for me. Nada. And I feel like a freak. Every other woman my age with whom I am personally acquainted thinks he's the hottest thing ever. But he registers nary a blip with me. Even with a snake in his pants. I don't think that. I mean, I do find him very sexy, but compared to Ewan (everything always comes back to Ewan around here, doesn't it?) his former roomie and friend, he's meh. He's also going bald and with all the partying he does, he's not going to keep his looks much longer, I suspect. And his whole party-boy, manwhore image is a HUGE turn off for me.
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Post by girlfriday on Jul 12, 2005 14:52:56 GMT -4
I don't find him sexy at all. In fact, I thought he was a ridiculous choice for the Alfie remake (which was a ridiculous movie anyway) because I literally couldn't believe that women in NYC would be that interested in him.
That said, he was beautiful in Gattaca. But I think the cinematographer who shot that movie deserves the credit because Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke looked gorgeous too, and I normally find them two of the least attractive people on the planet.
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Post by Highwaygirl on Jul 12, 2005 15:39:30 GMT -4
Figures it would be a penis that would compel me to delurk.
I'm convinced that photo has been altered. For two reasons - I just slapped that puppy into Photoshop, and now Jude's "penis" extends all the way to the top of his knee. It's amazing what you can do with that program.
Second, if you blow up (stop it) the photo to about 300%, you can see that the highlightling on the pants - uh, the "root" end, if you will - starts abruptly and hasn't been shaded as well as the, um, bullet-shaped end.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 18:51:14 GMT -4
Maybe he's packing heat?
Yeah, dude may be sleazy, but those screen grabs from Wilde were hot. Not as hot as Velvet Goldmine, but still pretty sweet. Gotta love the HoYay!
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Post by clementine74 on Jul 12, 2005 19:49:12 GMT -4
I don't know why, but I find him unbelievably sexy. He took my breath away as, um, "Dickie" in The Talented Mr. Ripley. That said, he looks like he smells. Yeah, I've finally admitted to myself that the penis shot is doctored. I forwarded it to my gay friend and he responded immediately with "Bitch, please..."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 21:17:34 GMT -4
Penis pics = doctored? And thus the thread dies...
I really like Jude but think that he spread himself way too thin in the past few years (or ever since Cold Mountain). Not every movie he has made since then was awful, but he didn't really shine in any of them. Clive Owen schooled his ass in Closer, Mark Wahlberg ran away with I Heart Huckabees, and he was pretty much a non-presence in The Aviator. The less said about Sky Capt. and Alfie the better. The thing is, Jude is very talented and charismatic, it just seems like he isn't bringing it like he once was. I think that he still has quite a career left if he can learn to not overextend himself (and wait before he tries for straight-up mainstream success again). If his turn in All the King's Men doesn't pull him out of this strange slump, hopefully Anthony Minghella can work his usual Jude Law magic and make me remember why I thought he was going to be a huge star in the first place.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 22:13:20 GMT -4
No, it's not doctored, unless someone managed to get into all the wire photoservices and doctored them as well. The bulge is there in photos by a number of different services and photographers. I just think its something in his pocket (and not a rocket). Getty ImagesLondon FeaturesWireimage
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 22:20:44 GMT -4
Ugh, every picture just shows how butt-ugly that stupid scarf is. Bad Jude Law! BAD!!! smacks Jude Law with a rolled up newspaper.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2005 22:29:33 GMT -4
Yeah, I love him and am willing to have his pretty babies, but that scarf is awful. Good grief, it looks ridiculous!
ETA: He should take that scarf off. And his pants. Y'know, to clarify about what that is in his pants. It is the honest thing to do. It has nothing to do with my own desires. Nope, nothing at all- it's in the name of truth.
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