glitterbug
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Mar 11, 2005 12:54:17 GMT -4
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Post by glitterbug on Mar 17, 2005 3:59:06 GMT -4
Scary thing is, she's had cosmetic surgery, which is supposed to leave little to no scarring. Plastic surgery is usually done for medical reasons so the final "look" isn't considered to be as important. I've had plastic surgery on mine, and they don't look anywhere near as bad as hers (which she presumably paid a few pennies for) (Okay, I meant that sarcastically, but actually a few pennies looks about right!)
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foxyepicurean
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Post by foxyepicurean on Mar 18, 2005 12:41:35 GMT -4
My schaden (or rather freude, which is the "joy" part of the word) is not that Lil' Kim is going to jail. It's that the news of this celebrity facing up to 20 years in jail is of so little import that the IMDB puts it close to the bottom of the page...after a report of Rosie O'Donnell slamming Kirstie Alley for claiming to weigh 210 when she's probably closer to 250. This means that a celebrity news outlet thinks one washed-up actress/comedienne's comments about another washed-up actress's weight are more important than news of Lil' Kim's conviction and impending imcarceration. Hah! And ouch!
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shriekingeel
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Post by shriekingeel on Mar 19, 2005 3:04:26 GMT -4
Anyone watching this season of Project Greenlight? It's positively redolent with schadenfreude.
First, the fact that the show was not invited back on HBO and got kicked downstairs to Bravo. This is never mentioned on the show, but it's impossible not to notice--every time they have to break for a commercial.
Then, the constant reminders on the show that the first two PG movies a) sucked in the opinions of virtually every reviewer and b) made no money at all. In other words, they were both total artistic and commercial failures.
Accordingly, Damon and Affleck look totally humiliated every time they open their mouths. Affleck in particular--wearing an ugly stocking cap over his head--looks like he wants to crawl into a hole.
Sweet, I tell you.
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johnboysmole
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Post by johnboysmole on Mar 19, 2005 11:52:29 GMT -4
I can't believe that Matt Damon is still willing to do anything professionally with Ben.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Mar 19, 2005 14:33:22 GMT -4
The saddest thing about PG is that even for indie movies it sucks. Listen: just because you don't have much of a budget doesn't always mean you have to go for this middling twentysomething relationship bullshit every freaking time. Geez, how about doing a purposely bad horror flick? How about just saying 'fuck this' to a script and just making it up on the fly? Huh?
As for Affleck and Damon...the '90s are fucking over, go with Kevin Smith and wait a few decades before you can ride the nostagia train. Not even referencing yourself can make somebody seem cool by pointing it out, it just shows contempt.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2005 11:38:01 GMT -4
According to IMDB, Joss Stone is now the new face of Gap. SJP is apparently heartbroken. Ah, the schaden, it tastes so good. I'm just surprised it took Gap this long to realize that if you're going to call your campaign "Pretty Khaki" you might want to have someone pretty in the commercials.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2005 13:01:12 GMT -4
I only recently heard about the Tara Reid "my boob accidentally popped out for 10 minutes before I noticed" thing and, naturally, went to look for pictures. Her nipple? Looks awfully gnawed upon. Was she a wet nurse for wild dogs at some point in her career?
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msdovasurrey
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Post by msdovasurrey on Mar 21, 2005 15:28:12 GMT -4
What about Pat O'Brien's trip to rehab? I'm so excited about that. Plus the whole leaving "sexy" messages on some woman's phone thing. link#nosmileys
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woopdedoo
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Post by woopdedoo on Mar 21, 2005 15:53:17 GMT -4
Bwaaaahaaahaaaa!
I loathe Mr. O'Brien and the way he PROJECTS his VOICE every time he speaks. Gah. I think he is under the delusion that all the celebs he talks to actually like him.
...and who is this Betsy that he is trying to convince onto a threesome? The wife unit?
What makes this even funnier is that it seems like it must be someone he works with.
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vacationland
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Post by vacationland on Mar 22, 2005 14:26:37 GMT -4
Pat O'Brien's wife unit is not named Betsy (I think it's Laura or Lori or something like that). However, for those looking for a possible work connection, there is a Betsy Frank who is an executive VP at Viacom, the parent company of Paramount (which produces O'Brien's show The Insider). More on her here. Those tapes are soooo skeevy. As the late Rick James was fond of saying, "...cocaine is a helluva drug." Why don't we have a thread on Celebrity Rehab (or do we?)...so many of them end up there, it seems like it'd be a natural!
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