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Post by Mutagen on Jul 25, 2020 15:39:58 GMT -4
Dafoe had an amusing response when asked about his monster cock by the Guardian:
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Post by Ginger on Jul 25, 2020 16:19:53 GMT -4
There's still Liam Neeson and his Evian bottle.
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Post by forever1267 on Sept 3, 2020 0:45:59 GMT -4
Well, I know I for one would like to see what a "confused dick" looks like.
Also, I hear Confused Dick is playing the Roxy next week.
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Post by kanding on Sept 10, 2020 0:10:47 GMT -4
I do recall a story about Dafoe's dick becoming somewhat unruly during the filming of The Last Temptation of Christ. Apparently someone had to tape down the little beast while Dafoe was on the cross because it kept rearing its head.
Am I the only one who think it's a perfectly fine dick but not OMG, IT'S HUGE-huge?
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Post by Ladybug on Sept 12, 2020 16:11:33 GMT -4
Chris Evans posted an IG video and accidentally posted a dick pic from his camera roll. It was ... impressive. Also posted a meme Of himself that said “guard that pussy.” ![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/rofl.png)
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Post by Atreides on Sept 13, 2020 19:36:19 GMT -4
That's America's dick.
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Post by cabbagekid on Sept 14, 2020 1:50:59 GMT -4
Not sure how true it is, but someone DM'd the IG account of deuxmoi (thanks to the Greecie who recommended this as a follow!) and said earlier in August that Captain America sends the same D pic to multiple women. Hopefully, not at the same time, but if he's trying to hook up with you, that's what he sends. Today, it got posted on Crazy Days and Nights as a Blind item which leads to the DM deuxmoi received being real since he/she never posted that message when they received it in August.
Oh Captain America, I still love you, but I find it hilarious, that you, of all people, send dick pics and apparently the same one at that. Besides curiosity, I've never once been turned on by a picture.
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Post by cubanitafresca on Sept 14, 2020 3:11:37 GMT -4
sd Oh Captain America, I still love you, but I find it hilarious, that you, of all people, send dick pics and apparently the same one at that. Besides curiosity, I've never once been turned on by a picture. Neither have I. But I'm willing to test that theory if he'd like to send me that picture!
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Post by famvir on Sept 14, 2020 11:28:03 GMT -4
Capt, take a lesson from the master, Willem Defoe. If you want to show your dick, do a silly dance with it flapping around your legs like an eel. Maybe do penis puppetry. You gotta have a lot of dick to make it into a rabbit.
See, it's the humor in the man that makes a penis swoon worthy. Otherwise it's just this weird tube of skin with a mind of its own that, for a woman, is frankly very off putting. I mean, most of us were in our late teens or twenties before we saw an in the flesh dick .
Only a guy who has looked at his own and other guys dicks their whole lives would think cocks are chick bait. And balls times two in weirdness "how do you live with all ...."that".... don't you sit in it?" department.
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Post by scarlet on Sept 14, 2020 11:33:20 GMT -4
apt, take a lesson from the master, Willem Defoe. If you want to show your dick, do a silly dance with it flapping around your legs like an eel. Also, if you can manage to be sporting a '70's-esque porn-stache at the same time? Makes it even better. I'm sad I missed the CE pic because I can't weigh in on my impressions of it.
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