materialgirl
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Post by materialgirl on Apr 11, 2005 14:35:51 GMT -4
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2005 17:28:04 GMT -4
Wha...? This is a joke, right, I mean it has to be...! Ashton? Shut up. Now.
So true.
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mcat15
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Post by mcat15 on Apr 11, 2005 18:01:03 GMT -4
Oh no he dint! I'll definitely grant that Keanu is not the world's best actor, but his movies are entertaining, he's easy on the eye, does not have the "I'm a doofus" expression Asston always sports and didn't have to date a former star to keep his own fame going. Hell, I've even paid good money to see Keanu's films at the theater - not sure anyone could pay me enough to go to watch an Asston film at home.
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duskwolf
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Post by duskwolf on Apr 11, 2005 18:12:33 GMT -4
All right, I'm not a big Keanu fan, but I gotta admit, he's quite easy on the eyes. I do love his smile. And it doesn't make him look like an idiot (cough*Asston*cough).
Oh, boy, do I ever wish Keanu really DID have Matrix skills to beat Asston's behind. But then again, I get the feeling he's got a little more class than Asston does (which is why I never really have anything to snark on about him). He'd prolly just say "Whatever, man" and make another hit movie (and where's YOUR hit movie, Asshat?)
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jaghetersimon
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Post by jaghetersimon on Apr 11, 2005 18:37:29 GMT -4
Keanu is way too cool to say anything about Asston's comments. He (Keanu) seems like a very kind, very classy person, unlike dickwad Kelso.
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emersende
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Post by emersende on Apr 11, 2005 18:45:14 GMT -4
I work in a movie theater, and there's a life-size display of Bernie Mac and Mr. Ass Weasel Kutcher standing in the main hallway. Every time I walk past it, I have a hard time not punching Ashton right in his stupid face.
After hearing this, maybe I should just do it anyway. I've been looking for another job . . . .
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2005 19:29:23 GMT -4
I was going to give him some slack 'cause he seemed like decent eye candy (shut up, I was hormonal when he was promoting Guess Who); HOWEVER, once he knocked my favorite left-handed Virgo he completely lost me as a semi-fan.
Hey Asswipe! What was the reason Cameron Crowe replaced you with Orlando Bloom in the upcoming Elizabethtown? It wasn't because you were "too busy" to film it.
Loser
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hobocamp
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Post by hobocamp on Apr 12, 2005 9:50:50 GMT -4
I actually went to the University of Iowa the same time Ashton did, back when he was Christopher Kutcher, and we were in Interpretation of Literature together. And all of this Biomedical Engineering major crap is a load of bunkum. He was a freakin freshman when he dropped out to become a model. He was a Biology major and maybe a pre-Engineering major at most. I remember he didn't show up to class very much and was pretty much a lazy asshole.
And he was picked up for underage drinking and gave the officers his fake id, which just happened to belong to a friend of mine. This friend had lost his wallet, and one day got a call that there was a warrant out for his arrest for not showing up to court. Ashton had presented the fake id as his own and gotten off. So he will always be an asshole to me. Plus the fact that every time I see him on a talk show, he disses Iowa, like the only thing to do on the weekends is to sit around in a cornfield and drink a keg. If you're going to trot out the trucker hat, at least have a little pride for your home state, you doofus.
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monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Apr 12, 2005 10:06:41 GMT -4
No kidding, Asshead's got a major case of sour grapes. I'll be the last to defend Keanu but the man has made some pretty good movies. Yes, I will include the Bill & Ted flicks--lots of Doctor Who references in there, as well--but Ashton is trying to replace any kind of real movie career with that persona he uses on Punk'd to replace it. In fact, that's probably the biggest sham going on today with most famous people: if you play like you're the underdog and are 'speaking for the people' by calling other famous people out on their shit, then you get some fame by being a famous person who hates famous people. And that seems to be Ashton's next career move since most of his movies he plays Mr. Vanilla Whitebread the completely freaking unremarkable.
And since the Demi-fucking isn't working for him, he's just going to try to pretend he's all middle class and sane like the rest of us....because we all know we like to pretend we're high for fun and profit.
And Hobocamp, WOW. Just WOW. Say, wouldn't Asshead be charged for presenting the wrong ID to get out of that charge? That is fraud, you know.
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hobocamp
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Post by hobocamp on Apr 12, 2005 11:10:29 GMT -4
Yeah, well, the cops didn't realize it was a fake, and my friend fought the charges and won because his id was stolen. (My friend doesn't drink. Actually he's straight edge, so he provided character witnesses for that fact.) Anyway, a few months after that, it got back to him through a string of friends in common that Ashton had done it and bragged about it later. He didn't get the chance to track him down and beat his ass (although he's pretty non-violent) before Ashton won his Fresh Faces of Iowa competition and moved away.
A whole new reason to want to punch his ass-face!
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