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Post by mrspickles on Aug 9, 2006 23:59:32 GMT -4
>Rondah- Release Mr. Paslow! >>But, he's told us nothing! >There's a customer!!
"Yes, I'd like "The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History" please.
Sorry, we're sold out. It's terrifically popular....
And my alltime fav
"Yes, well, that's just the sort of blinkard, Philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you, noncreative garbage. You sit around on your loathsome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinkers cuss for the struggling artists. You whining hypocritical toadies with Tony Jacklin golf clubs, and your colour tv's and your beedin' secret masonic handshakes. Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your wrinkly stinkin' knees and begged me to.
We're, uh, sorry you feel that way.
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ladymadonna
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Post by ladymadonna on Aug 10, 2006 0:06:45 GMT -4
"What's that penguin doing on top of the teleVISION set, then?"
Hee! When I was about 16, I had a (stuffed animal) parrot hanging upside-down on a perch in my room. And we had two lawn flamingos in the front yard named Pepperpot and Gumby.
I still use "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" as an insult. Sadly, no one seems to get it.
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iceblink
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Post by iceblink on Aug 10, 2006 0:16:14 GMT -4
I went to a lecture/book signing by Michael Palin a loooong time ago (IIRC he was promoting Pole To Pole) and damn if he wasn't the nicest guy to everyone there. Interesting and soft-spoken and he even let a girl in line kiss him on the mouth twice, so her friend could take a photo of her doing it, which I thought was above and beyond sweet.
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cyclonevkc
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Post by cyclonevkc on Aug 10, 2006 11:53:20 GMT -4
he even let a girl in line kiss him on the mouth twice, so her friend could take a photo of her doing it, which I thought was above and beyond sweet. *** must. control. seething. jealousy.*** My coworker and I like to do the Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights. And Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp. People think we're weird.
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Gracie
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Post by Gracie on Aug 11, 2006 0:27:00 GMT -4
Nearly, almost, quite possibly the best line of all time:
Graham Chapman in a dress - "I'm against all this sex on the television. I mean...I keep falling off."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2006 0:44:20 GMT -4
Yes, well, that's just the sort of blinkard, Philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you, noncreative garbage. You sit around on your loathsome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinkers cuss for the struggling artists. You whining hypocritical toadies with Tony Jacklin golf clubs, and your colour tv's and your beedin' secret masonic handshakes. Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your wrinkly stinkin' knees and begged me to. I've got a secondhand apron...
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