monsterzero
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Post by monsterzero on Mar 23, 2005 9:07:03 GMT -4
Yeah but applied over and over again could cause some odd effects. While soap isn't a good idea, tabasco sauce is much more harsh. If the kid's still in development it could cause a great deal of pain if applied repeatedly. I can't really think of a person who just downs tabasco sauce straight, usually it has some food or drink to soften the blow.
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Post by GirlyGhoul on Mar 23, 2005 9:22:28 GMT -4
And I'm thinking the kids could develop gastrointestinal problems from downing so much hot sauce before their little tongues are fully developed... either that or they'll just turn into rebellious hellions who are addicted to Mexican food.
But this all probably belongs in the Lisa Whechel thread. I'm not sure Kirk is an advocate of the hot sauce. He's just an advocate of telling everybody they're going to Hell.
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on Mar 23, 2005 11:46:30 GMT -4
Isn't he supposed to be helping people to not go to hell? How do his cries of "sinner!" help people?
I'm a barely practicing RC. I don't understand "fundies".
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2005 11:57:50 GMT -4
All I've heard is a "drop" of tobasco, which is a tiny amount. I can't see that doing any harm.
He thinks that is helping people. He thinks if he tells people they're going to hell, they'll repent and "accept Jesus". The thing I hated about Kirk's site is that it says it doesn't matter what good works you do in your life, all that matters is "accepting Jesus". So if you sit at home and do nothing for anyone else, you can be "saved" simply by declaring yourself a Christian. Meanwhile, people who might be out there doing 16 hours of charity work a day are damned if they belong to some other religion. I really hate that attitude.
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Post by minsky on Mar 23, 2005 12:10:44 GMT -4
If Warner Brothers cartoons have taught us anything, it's that drinking tobasco sauce straight from the bottle will cause images of tiny volcanoes to appear in your eyes, and you'll breathe fire.
So I'd say washing your brat's mouth out with soap is safer. Oh well, at least Kirk isn't advocating that people beat their children with bags of oranges. Not yet, anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2005 13:06:03 GMT -4
How could a drop of tobasco on the tongue cause permanent damage? I mean, it's a condiment, it's meant to be eaten. I don't know why people think it's so horrible. I'd take tobasco over a spanking or soap in the mouth any time. I don't think it would cause permanent damage, but it could make them sick. The spices might be a bit much for small children. Either way, it's still a stupid punishment. Frances, I remember it-it was during the first or second season. He played a cousin who had previously been very close with DJ, and she was all excited about him coming to visit, but she was hurt because he didn't want to spend as much time with her.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2005 13:20:43 GMT -4
Thanks for the recap, Guinastasia. Maybe he didn't spend as much time with DJ because he was too busy trying to convert the Gibblers.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2005 15:57:55 GMT -4
I finally saw "The Way of the Master," on television looong after I first heard it mentioned on FTer. I knew he was nutty, but it wasn't until I actually saw that show that I knew how nutty. Though the show is awful, it's compelling in its awfulness. I also feel extremely bad for those poor people he stops on the street. I love how no matter what they say (honestly, they could be a modern day Mother Theresa), he has an answer for them, and that answer is "you're going to hell." "Have you ever lied? Even once? Even if it's because someone asked you if they looked fat and you told them no because you didn't want to hurt their feelings? You have? Well, you're hellbound, you are." Oh, he is crazy. I'm just blown away by people like him. If he is truly as religious as he claims to be, then why is he judging people? Isn't he supposed to leave that to God? Or is he saying he's more qualified than God? It just drives me nuts.
On another topic, out of all the things that cracked me up over on FTer, this one cracked me up the longest (and the loudest): According to some teen magazine (Tiger Beat? BOP?), his nickname is Kirkles. I don't know why that made me laugh the way it did...perhaps it was because the original poster had to repeat it as though he/she couldn't believe it (as in, "According to ___, Kirk's nickname was Kirkles. Kirkles."). OK, so I'm a dork.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2005 16:16:58 GMT -4
See, I'd keep saying, "No, I'd never lie."
Either that, or I'd try the old Campus Crusade for Cthulhu on "Kirkles". Ask hiim if he'd like to avoid being the last one eaten, etc.
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Post by duskwolf on Mar 23, 2005 23:50:30 GMT -4
Ah, yes, strange ex-celeb Catholics.
Off-topic: Speaking of which, this brings to minds the exploits of one Mr. Willie Aames. Has anyone else seen "Bibleman"? He looks like a purple-headed gimp in that outfit.
On-topic: At least Kirkles didn't go that kind of batshit crazy.
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