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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 17:29:47 GMT -4
Right, that has to be a joke. I don't understand how a satire piece like that fits into the grand scheme of her website, though. Like, what exactly is she trying to do here?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 18:07:53 GMT -4
Right, that has to be a joke. I don't understand how a satire piece like that fits into the grand scheme of her website, though. Like, what exactly is she trying to do here? Am I giving David Cross too much credit if I hazard a guess that he was [steam]punking her? Like, "uh, yeah, I'll totally do a piece for your website" and he wrote a story that was clearly making fun of the whole mess, but when she read she thought it was the most beautiful thing she had ever read? "You totally get it!!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 11:24:53 GMT -4
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In case you didn't get it the first three times we tried to explain, this website is called Preserve because we want to PRESERVE things. We want expensive decorations and fancy food and stylish clothes to be PRESERVED forever and ever. These are our passions and passions must be PRESERVED.
This part should be titled: We're Not GOOP and I'm Not Gwyneth.
I hate the black background. It's an internet pet peeve of mine, and I tend to avoid any sites that have it. Other than that, it just looks like a bunch of professionally written ads in the Artisan section and a plain old shopping site in the Shop section. No personal flare or insight. Nothing to snark on and nothing to be inspired by. There's really no point to it that I can see, but hey, maybe I can't see anything because my eyes are bombarded with blackness (I really, really hate that!)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 11:30:27 GMT -4
This is actually worse than GOOP, which I didn't think possible.
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Post by Foo on Aug 16, 2014 16:13:29 GMT -4
Right, that has to be a joke. I don't understand how a satire piece like that fits into the grand scheme of her website, though. Like, what exactly is she trying to do here? Am I giving David Cross too much credit if I hazard a guess that he was [steam]punking her? Like, "uh, yeah, I'll totally do a piece for your website" and he wrote a story that was clearly making fun of the whole mess, but when she read she thought it was the most beautiful thing she had ever read? "You totally get it!!" Let's just say what we're all thinking here. Blake Lively is dumber than a bag of hair. The website (and its stupid title) is proof of that. Not Shailene Woodley dumb, but still pretty dumb.
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Post by Auroranorth on Oct 6, 2014 8:56:43 GMT -4
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Post by Spinderella on Oct 6, 2014 9:13:23 GMT -4
I was just reading about that! Congrats to them both.
(and can the Daily Fail word things any worse? "Blake Lively pregnant with husband Ryan Reynolds Baby" As if she was previously or supposed to be pregnant with someone else? Ugh.)
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Post by discoprincess on Oct 6, 2014 9:26:43 GMT -4
I had figured that was why the thread was bumped (no pun intended).
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Post by sugarhigh on Oct 6, 2014 13:04:26 GMT -4
Calling it now that this baby's name will be worse than the name of the Kutcher/Kunis baby.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2014 13:21:31 GMT -4
What an insufferable pregnancy announcement.
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