Ashlee Simpson

[Spinderella]

Good God. What a friggin' weirdo!

"I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more…I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming."

YOOOOOOOOOU want to have six now? Uh, you won't be having six. Your butt lovin' wife will be. Plus, "I can't imagine we're stopping, you know what I'm saying?" *wink wink / nudge nudge *

Freak.

[scarlet]

Ever since the nosejob

It has to be said, though: good nose job. I hope her doctor uses her before and after pics as what he can do, as it doesn't look too pinched or narrow.

Oh, and she dyed her hair back to blonde. It's a nice shade, but I really thought the red suited her.

That's all I got. Can't comment on the rest, because whenever PW opens his mouth I just hear Charlie Brown's teacher: Waah waah waah...

[margojata]

I'm still chuckling about the fact that Pete weighs 135 pounds. How the hell tiny is he?

Maybe they'll calm down. They're so young, this is all new and edgy and stupidly funny to them. They really shouldn't be parents though when you're still in "bragging about your sex life" mode.

[BoroKat]

If they want to have six more kids, Ashlee is gonna have to give up the butt lovin' for awhile.

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I'm still chuckling about the fact that Pete weighs 135 pounds. How the hell tiny is he?

According to his detailed calculations - "I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face" - he fears he must stay tiny in order to keep his face in check. A "fat face" on him would be like an anaphylaxis reaction. He's doing the right thing by keeping his girly waist.

[prada]

[holliday]

Well, because of you guys I just requested 2 of Ashlee's albums from the library. I briefly heard one of them before, and liked it, so I'm willing to give it another whirl. I agree, too, that she had a great job done on her nose.

[Mutagen]

The fact that he referred to breastfeeding as "a luxury"... no words.

The ONTD post on this was pretty epic, though.

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Dec 23, 2008 11:36:50 GMT -4 @greenapple2 said:

Inquiring minds want to know why her breastmilk is sour. That is not normal.

Maybe Wentz is lying about the tasting the breast milk thing to sound all edgy.

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Perhaps this belongs in the TMI thread, but breast milk should not taste sour. As a mother of two, and having nursed them both for almost a year, I can say without question that it is sweet, not sour. I inadvertently tasted my own breast milk and other mom-friends have as well. It sours pretty quickly if it is bottled, but straight from the boob? Sweet. Like cow's milk with sugar in it. I think Pete was just being a douche.