Ashlee Simpson

[Margo]

Dec 26, 2008 4:57:49 GMT -4 biondetta said:

“We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

New parents need to remember that they and their immediate family and some friends are often the only ones truly that excited about a new baby. Many of us truly couldn't care less. I hate the self-centeredness that makes them think that a picture of the new family is such a great gift. As MandySpark said, babies all pretty much look the same. If they want to share something for the holidays, how about sharing some of their wealth and making a donation to a charity in the name of their fans.

I would agree with your thoughts completely had he not included the words "we could ever receive". And I agree with them generally - a baby is really only exciting to his/her immediate family and some select friends. But I think he worded his sentence the way he did because he is very well aware of that. He is specifically saying that this baby is the best gift ever for them, not for the rest of us.

[augurey]

Is Wentz obligated to give a dumbass, TMI comment every few weeks?

The Fall Out Boy rocker - who has a six-week-old son Bronx Mowgli with the singer - admits he has always harboured a crush on the 24-year-old beauty, and was determined to spend the rest of his life with her.

He joked to Blender magazine: "I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had to wait for her to collapse! Basically, I'm married to the person I'd be jerking off to."

I'm getting flashbacks to TomKat's over the top declarations of their love. Please, STFU.

[litzikohanovich]

What a poet. Isn't he almost 30? He sounds like a 17-year old boy.

[Deleted]

He's so romantic.

Pete better quit while he's ahead because it's starting to sound like he's overcompensating. The more he goes around talking about how hot he is for his wife the more likely it is he's screwing around (or thinking about it).

[Yossarian]

"Basically, I'm married to the person I'd be jerking off to."

That's respectful.

I pity poor little Bronx more than ever. Who are his male role models? His crude father and creepy Papa Simpson. Ugh.

[realitybug]

Jan 9, 2009 19:35:30 GMT -4 @augurey said:

Is Wentz obligated to give a dumbass, TMI comment every few weeks?

The Fall Out Boy rocker - who has a six-week-old son Bronx Mowgli with the singer - admits he has always harboured a crush on the 24-year-old beauty, and was determined to spend the rest of his life with her.

He joked to Blender magazine: "I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had to wait for her to collapse! Basically, I'm married to the person I'd be jerking off to."

I'm getting flashbacks to TomKat's over the top declarations of their love. Please, STFU.

I highly doubt Tom was going on about how he was jerking off to Katie before he met her. Anything remotely close to that.

Not a very funny joke. Comes off really misogynistic.

[margojata]

Wow, what a creep. I thought he was sort of a goofy, happy, little inoffensive guy - I was wrong. This is making her sister's choices in men look stellar.

[kixxy]

Has the troll ever said anything nice about his wife -- anything even remotely complementary -- that does not involve her appearance?

(And, on that note... did her "makeover" take place before or after they started to date?)

[lpatrice]

Has the troll ever said anything nice about his wife -- anything even remotely complementary -- that does not involve her appearance?

Not that I recall, and the saddest/funniest part about Pete's comments: Ashley is not that hot. She really isn't. Not pre plastic surgery, not now. The girl is bland and average. That being said, these two probably won't make it to BM's second birthday.

[ohnoshedidnt]

He is disrespectful and probably worse in private.

After the way Creepy tried to discredit Nick, this is just the type of son-in-law he deserves.