bettedavis
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Nov 28, 2024 12:51:59 GMT -4
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Post by bettedavis on Jan 12, 2007 10:17:38 GMT -4
After Suge inevitably dies in the same manner in which he lived, in the LAPD Detective's Office... "Dr. Dre, where were you when the shooting took place? Yeah, I know he was a real asshole and that's the nicest thing we can say. However, we need to do our jobs regardless of the revolting, digusting pig of victim we have here." "Oh, so you have a totally unbelieveable alibi? Okay, you're off the suspect list. Guess we'll never solve this case street justice is sweet, darn!" Dr. Dre gets up and leaves the room. As he heads out of the door he feels a chill over his left shoulder. The hairs stands up on the back of his neck as he looks and sees the ghost of Tupac Shakur leaning against the wall. He has a smoking gun in his hand... Dre blinks hard. Tupac is no longer there. But Justice is.
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Post by bitca on Jan 12, 2007 10:35:02 GMT -4
I'm surprised that anyone's surprised that this guy hasn't been killed yet. I mean, when Tupac got shot, Suge had a bullet glance off of his DOME! Someone flat out shot Tupac like seven times and Suge didn't even get a bullet lodged in that big ol' body of his! He's GOTTA be wearing some kind of armor at all times. Parole or not. Good lawd! *makes the sign of the cross just being in this thread* (And I ain't even religious.) Anyway. Even if the shooter was only going after Tupac, I find it hard to belief that at least one of the bullets didn't ricochet around the car and find a way to wedge itself into Suge. Did any? I can't remember. Wait, maybe one did? I was in my late teens when it happened.It was somewhere completely non-important, though! (I guess I could look it up, but my laptop battery is almost dead.) He's basically made out of fluffy Teflon. I mean... *looks around* nothing.
God. EVERY time a thread on Suge Knight is made, it fucking cracks me the hell up. There's never another place you'd find so many references to paranoia, conspiracy theories, "I know what really went down, y'all!" and Vanilla Ice in one place!
ETA:And with that, I made Obsessed Snark. Thanks, Sugar Bear. Please don't shank me in my sleep.
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bettedavis
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Post by bettedavis on Jan 12, 2007 11:29:25 GMT -4
Did you get to see the interview with Vanilla Ice where he talks about what Suge and Crew did to him? I actually felt sorry for him. Vanilla Ice, that is.
He later retracted his statements about the Ugly Incident. Guess he thought amnesia was good for his health! Understandable.
It would be a shame if Suge got into a horrible, disfiguring "accident". Everyone would weep with the injustice of it all, I'm sure.
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