Celebrity Fashion

[Mikal]

I know Jordan (who, unless she kills Javine, ain't going to Eurovision as the UK representative) looks like hell in her barely-covering-her-vagina-or-pregger belly scarf with matching head band, but has anyone washed Peter Andre[/color] recently? He's almost as greasy as Cletus.

[gloworm]

I don't see how Kelly Osbourne can breathe. Taking off that corset must be like opening up a dam.

[thegoodgirl]

Dolce & Gabbana's Party at Cannes:

Penelope Cruz - like the color but something about the cut is off, it's like there's too much material

Brittany Murphy in all her spindly-legged glory

British(?) singerJamelia looks nice but kinda boring

Clive Owen
close-up - open collar shirt with strategic tufts of chest hair and gold chain showing?! Clive's letting his inner Austin Powers out! Hee! All I can say is, 'you go boy!'

Old Man Johnson and wife - not sure what they're doing there Plus he's really aged her...she's 30 yrs younger than him and she's beginning to look close to his age

Jessica Alba - too glittery and too long

Rose McGowan - yawn

Tranny alert - everything about this woman's(?) outfit is wrong, including the shoes

Other pics from Cannes:

Hilary Swank - looks like the flapper look is in...once again, this would have been better if the dress were shorter

Salma Hayek - kinda like except for the bottom
from the back

Penelope Cruz again
and again

Kristen Scott Thomas in a modified Sari

Warning...next pic potentially not work safe!
Random woman at Cannes - WTF?! I hope she didn't tatoo those stars around her nipples

From z100's Zootopia show in NJ:

Gwen Stefani
v.
J.Lo
v.
Fergie

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More Cannes Fashion:

Salma Hayek at the closing ceremony

Zhang Ziyi

Victoria Abril

and utilizing the wonderful umbrella holding possibilities of her dress

the gorgeous Shu Qi

more Zhang Ziyi

Noémi Lenoir & Milla Jovovich

Paz Vega

Kristin Scott Thomas

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]Sharon Stone and her sister[/url]

Shu Qi and Chang Chen

Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and Julie Delpy

Noémie Lenoir & Milla Jovovich

More of Noemie's wonderful dress

One more

Asia Argento

Roman Polanski & wife

Audrey Marnay

Milla Jolovich

Joely Richardson

Zhang Ziyi

Jessica Alba

Brittany Murphy, looking amazing for once

Rose McGowan *heart*

Salma Hayek

the adorable Sarah Polley

Sharon Stone

the Olsens - Mary-Kate looks like death warmed over, but Ashley looks suprisingly lovely, albiet a little too fascinated with the purty lights

Penelope Cruz - lovely dress, the whole look's not quite right though

Paz Vega

Victoria Silvstedt

Jessica Alba in her best look of the festival

Brittany Murphy and Michael Madsen

Marilyn Monroe & Elvis

Jessica Alba & Brittany Murphy

Emmanuelle Béart - a woman I previously thought could not look ugly if she tried

Salma Hayek & Javier Bardem

Pell James

Phoebe Price - no idea who she is, but that dress! My eyes!

Elodie Bouchez

the cutest attendee this year - Gao Yuan Yuan

So adorable! *heart*

Brittany Murphy

Lauren Bush and her mom

Diane Krueger - she looks lovely

Model Natalia Vodianova who apparently couldn't be bothered to brush her hair or buy a new dress (she just wore this one to an event a week ago)

Mario Bello & Viggo Mortensen - Ms. Bello looks great, is the dress the same as Vanessa Paradis wore to the Oscars? But Viggo has effectively killed all residual love I bore him from LOTR.

Bryce Howard

My new girl crush!


Sharon Stone

Eva Herzigova

Viggo *cries*

Diane Krueger

Natalia V.

Paz Vega

Paz Vega & her yummy husband

Salma Hayek

Sharon Stone - I don't like the extensions or the tan.

more Sharon

Eva Longoria

Juliette Binoche

Paris Hilton - I expected better from Cannes. At least she hasn't hit the Oscars...yet.

Evan Rachel Wood & Ed Norton

Miss Hilton

Natalie Imbruglia - looking better than she has in a while

Mia Maestro

Full-length

Mischa Barton

Eva Herzigova *gags*

the lovely, lovely Nandita Das

more Mia Maestro

Juliette Binoche

Monica Belluci

Eva Longoria

Sophie Marceu following a little nip slip

Salma Hayek

Victoria Silverstedt

Nandita Das

More Nandita

Whew, I'm done...not cause I ran out of pics, but I'm tired of posting them...

To end with, my fave dress of the festival and my fave starlet:

the dress - The actress is named Hiner Saleem, and she appears in Kilometre Zero. I love the dress - sweet, simple, and elegant.

and the loveliest lady at Cannes...Ash

[Auroranorth]

Viggo, the mustache worked for Tom Selleck, true. In 1980. Please update yourself now. The Jeff Foxworthy imitation you did a couple months ago nearly killed off any residual good will women have for you. The thing you're currently sporting may send us screaming towards John Rhys Davies- now THERE'S a man who can rock the beard!

[spider]

Eva Herzigova needs to eat a sandwich or maybe a whole other model. Seriously- she looks like she's 85 years old. I can't believe she is still getting hired to do runway work ~gag~

[desirani]

Word on Eva Herzigova - she used to be stunning!

Viggo, I wasn't a huge fan before, but after seeing that monstrosity on your face, any lust I had in my heart is gone.

I love Nandita, but in this pic, her sari leaves much to be desired. Yes, she looks good, but there are so many absolutely striking saris available and she chose to wear the standard border-sari? Booooring.

Thanks for all the pics ElephantShoes!

[huntergrayson]

Oh, Bai Ling[/color], when will you learn?

Ack, I guess her rumoured Playboy spread[/color] really is coming soon.

Proving that she will go to the opening of an envelope, these pics are from the party for a restored version of "The Last Movie," which Dennis Hopper directed. In 1971. When Bai was one year old. Seriously, does she have any connection whatsoever to the events she shows up to?

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Gabrielle Union looked stunning at The 9th Annual Families Matter Benefit and Celebration. The dress and shoes are gorgeous.

[goggle]

ElephantShoes said:

the Olsens - Mary-Kate looks like death warmed over, but Ashley looks suprisingly lovely, albiet a little too fascinated with the purty lights

I'll say. She's dressed kind of like Aeris from Final Fantasy VII, which makes the death warmed over comment appropriate, since the character Aeris dies partway through the game, and MK does look a little back from the dead.