hamhock
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Sept 5, 2005 16:30:07 GMT -4
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Ugly
Apr 19, 2007 14:37:30 GMT -4
Post by hamhock on Apr 19, 2007 14:37:30 GMT -4
HAHAHA! That douchnozzle Perez is #8!
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Ugly
Apr 22, 2007 22:04:10 GMT -4
Post by bklynred on Apr 22, 2007 22:04:10 GMT -4
I agree with all but Jay-Z, and not because he's from Brooklyn...aw damn, yes, that's the reason. But truly--he's an acquired taste! Hear 'im in the club for 20+ years, you'll start liking him too in the 21st year!
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Oct 4, 2024 5:28:44 GMT -4
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Ugly
Apr 22, 2007 23:38:34 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2007 23:38:34 GMT -4
Perez's picture actually hurts my eyes. It's like looking at a really bright and tacky neon sign.
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hamhock
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Apr 24, 2007 7:30:21 GMT -4
Post by hamhock on Apr 24, 2007 7:30:21 GMT -4
The commercials for that new Nicolas Cage movie "Next"...? Dear FSM, Mr. Cage has gotten ugleee(er). I'm supposed to believe that Jessica Biel and Julianne Moore have the hots for him? O.K.
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Apr 24, 2007 7:53:56 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2007 7:53:56 GMT -4
For real, hamhock. I saw the ad and I sat there for five minutes muttering, "that is Nicolas Cage's worst hair ever. And that's saying something. I saw Con Air. Wait, Jessica Biel is supposed to be his GIRLFRIEND? With THAT HAIR? I thought he was her dad! Jessica Biel has NICE HAIR, she cares about hair, I can tell. She would never date anyone with THAT HAIR. Especially anyone old enough to be her dad WITH THAT HAIR." Mr Erinnyes laughed at me. But OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HIS HAIR... Plus he's starting to get that "I've gone under the knife and very soon will look like a post-menopausal woman" thing going, which would be okay if he WAS a post-menopausal woman. But apparently he is a forty three year old man. Which, actually, I'm really surprised by, because he looks older than that. Not that he was ever really attractive, but dear God, the ugly stick has been hitting him hard lately.
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Apr 24, 2007 8:26:54 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2007 8:26:54 GMT -4
The commercials for that new Nicolas Cage movie "Next"...? Dear FSM, Mr. Cage has gotten ugleee(er). I'm supposed to believe that Jessica Biel and Julianne Moore have the hots for him? O.K. You silly billy, don't you know that men only get hotter when they get older, attracting swarms of ever-younger women?
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Apr 27, 2007 0:32:51 GMT -4
Post by Yossarian on Apr 27, 2007 0:32:51 GMT -4
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Apr 27, 2007 1:07:45 GMT -4
Post by Ripley on Apr 27, 2007 1:07:45 GMT -4
Yes, you may. I only know her from some Old Navy ads, and I always thought that Molly Sims, Julia Roberts, and Liv Tyler were the Three Horsefaces Of The Apocalypse.
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girlnamedcarl
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Apr 27, 2007 11:44:13 GMT -4
Post by girlnamedcarl on Apr 27, 2007 11:44:13 GMT -4
For real, hamhock. I saw the ad and I sat there for five minutes muttering, "that is Nicolas Cage's worst hair ever. And that's saying something. I saw Con Air. Wait, Jessica Biel is supposed to be his GIRLFRIEND? With THAT HAIR? I thought he was her dad! Jessica Biel has NICE HAIR, she cares about hair, I can tell. She would never date anyone with THAT HAIR. Especially anyone old enough to be her dad WITH THAT HAIR." Mr Erinnyes laughed at me. But OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HIS HAIR... Plus he's starting to get that "I've gone under the knife and very soon will look like a post-menopausal woman" thing going, which would be okay if he WAS a post-menopausal woman. But apparently he is a forty three year old man. Which, actually, I'm really surprised by, because he looks older than that. Not that he was ever really attractive, but dear God, the ugly stick has been hitting him hard lately. I quoted it all, because it's all gospel truth. Nicolas Cage is starting to look like my grandfather. (And I am not a particularly young woman.)
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footballerswife
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Apr 27, 2007 12:12:47 GMT -4
Post by footballerswife on Apr 27, 2007 12:12:47 GMT -4
Dude, Nic looks scary. I never thought he was particularly handsome in the first place, but eek. That pic of Tom Hanks saddens me, especially since I just watched Splash the other day. He used to be so cute.
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