Celebrity Crushes

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Ah, you people are all lightweights.
I want to have intercourse with Brad Dourif! Yes, that is right. Even if he was dressed as Wormtongue. If he stuttered like Billy Bibbit, I would fall into a swoon and die. There is no shame here.

Thank you for your time.

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Foxfair said:

Another Bruce Willis crusher-on-er here. He was SO f*&$ing HOT in Pulp Fiction.

Just change Pulp Fiction into Moonlighting and I am so there.

[ddk]

Ahh man. My Bruce love during Moonlighting was boundless. My younger son's middle name is Addison because of it. I got over it, kind of, though my son, now 14, is mortified. The crush, it kind of waned, but did try to reignite when he was on Letterman the other night. And this was despite the eyeball-searing orange suit.

[zivvie]

To add a branch onto the embarrassing tree: I think Dominque de Villepin (French foreign minister famously against the war in Iraq) is a total babe. Also residing on this tree is former Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu. I don't necessarily agree with the politics of a lot of politicians, but sometimes hotness trumps sensibility

Face it: I'm a slut for smart.

[valueofaloonie]

I have to say, it warms my snarky little heart to see the Bruce Willis love. And while I did enjoy him immensely in both Pulp Fiction *and* Moonlighting, I have to say that my favorite performance of his is [small voice] The 5th Element[/sv].

And, since this is not the 'I Love Bruce Willis' thread, I will also casually mention that I find Jim Carrey hot beyond all reason.

Now, put down those pitchforks!

[colette]

I'll support the Jim Carrey love. He appears to be very bendy.

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Bruce Willis in Moonlighting rocked my pre-teen world.


And can I just say that, despite his immense capacity for bullshit in every shape and form:

[small voice, tiny in fact] I still like Russell Crowe [/small voice]

[Benni]

My first and always crush is Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street Days. Oh those tight pants Johnny where did they go!

But Why Oh Why do I have to have a crush on David Letterman. It all started with my first child and I started watching him while breastfeeding. I swear! It was just me and Dave in the night and well er that is how it started.

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Colette said:

I'll support the Jim Carrey love. He appears to be very bendy.

Bendy?? hee, thats as good a reason as any.

I had such a mega crush on Corey Haim, and y'know, despite the tooth selling and Batman tattoo, I still want to take him home and lock him in my room.
I know, Im a sick puppy.

Edited because 3 question marks makes a questioning smiley, and emoticons are the tool of the devil

[dwanollah]

I'll support the Jim Carrey love. He appears to be very bendy.

*chokes*

Oh, man, I'll never, ever feel guilty about my Nick Carter crush after THAT!

Nor will I ever be able to erase the truly disturbing images from my innocent mind. *shakes fist* Damn you, Colette!