Celebrity Plastic Surgery

[LurkerNan]

I'm thinking that I'll eventually have that big acting career I was hoping to have when I was 16.

Because if all the celebrity women my age become so deformed by surgery that they no longer resemble the mid-forties women that the parts call for, it's my chance to slip right in there. I knew a big butt and wrinkles would come in handy someday!

[whistletops]

Wow, that's a great aspiration, LurkerNan.

And here I was just hoping to look less wrinkled and have better skin/hair at my high school reunion than all those popular girls who were so tan and bleach-blonde back in the day!

[Brookie]

Check Out Michael Douglas's New "Look" (from PageSixSixSix)
Good Grief. The guy had the nuts to go out in public with weeping plastic surgery sores - and to a restaurant no less.

An onlooker said: “Michael looked like he had cuts around his ears. He had flown off the island on Monday evening, then returned the next afternoon with the plaster and scars. He didn’t have them when he left on Monday — so whatever he had done must have taken place on Monday night. He did look very strange.”<br>
Poor Michael. Why do you even care anymore? You're not a sex symbol anymore. You're old enough to be a grandfather. Having the hots for gramps is just sick and wrong, unless you manage to get a few homes and fancy cars out of it - then ride that geriatric cock all the way to the bank you Welsh bitch!

[frenchy]

I cannot believe Michael "Leatherface" Douglas has gone in for another touch-up. It looks like they peeled off his face, ran it under a steamroller to remove the wrinkles, and stapled it back onto his head. The procedures are coming so fast and furious that he doesn't even have time to hide the bloody wounds. "Hurry up and stitch me up, Doc! I've got dinner reservations at 8!" Jesus.

[Brookie]

By the looks of those linked photos, I think I could have done better with a 3-year-old x-acto knife and a box of glow in the dark bandaids. Just... no.

ETA: Somebody please assure me Joan Allen has cheek implants - please!
Either that, or this woman has an out-of-control chewing tobacco habit.

[zivvie]

Brookie, I'm not sure about Joan. She's so thin that her cheekbones could look that pronounced.

Or maybe I just love Joan madly and don't want to think she's had ping pong balls shoved in her face.

[ownlife]

Absent the healing knifework, Grandpa Douglas actually looks better with the longish messy gray hair and stubble. He should forget the dyed hair, close shave, and of course the plastic surgery from now on.

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Back on topic, Priscilla Presley looked horrifying.

Did anyone notice that PP kept trying NOT to smile too broadly? She would put her hand up to cover her mouth as if she were ashamed of her teeth or something. The woman definitely did not want to smile.

Since everyone in Hollywood has fake teeth of some kind, I can't imagine she was trying to hide them.

I can't figure out why she would cover her mouth...

[dirksunboy]

Man, Priscilla is just horrifying. I guess Oprah's Miss Positive and lovey dovey now, so she couldn't bring herself to ask what we all wanted to know--"Priss, what up with the train wreck you call a face?"

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Michael Douglas denies surgery. Lesions? Give me a damn break.