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[hobocamp]

viridian said:

That Wicker Man clip was genius. How many women did he punch in that movie? I was waiting for Nic Cage to deck some little kid next.

I just happened to get that movie from Netflix the same day I watched those clips, so I was totally psyched for the suckage. But those are really the only good-bad clips, and they're so much funnier out of context.

The pompous-ass director's commentary was a hoot, though. He had to explain every. damn. thing. From the sound of it, they did a lot of Wikipedia research on bees.

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From the sound of it, they did a lot of Wikipedia research on bees.

NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AGGGHHHHH!

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Hey Hobocamp - is it a good-bad movie, or just a bad movie?

[hobocamp]

If you watch that collection of clips, you've really seen the best good-bad moments. Except for one--when three women pop up slowly from the bushes with animal masks on, watch Nic Cage do something, then slowly crouch back down behind the bush. The rest is just stupid and boring. We entertained ourselves by trying to come up with the lamest ending the movie could possibly have. "Maybe it's like Fight Club and the bees are really Nicholas Cage's alter ego!" "Maybe Nic Cage will wake up and realize it was all a dream and then he rolls over and a big bee is lying in bed next to him wearing a nightgown!"

On topic: an old episode of Geraldo's Satanic Panic.

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I'm enjoying this as well.

Paula Abdul appears to be drunk on local TV

[gimmeshelter]

I have to find to use "Not the bees! Not the bees!" sometime. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[puretrash]

Can't. Stop. Laughing. This has got to be the campiest thing I've ever seen.

Brenda Dickson "Welcome To My Home".

Part Two.

[diablocody]

Holy shit, that Brenda Dickson thing is amazing!

"Ostrich feathers, anyone?"

[thecupcakekid]

That woman could barely talk! That video is amazing.

[welshcorgigirl]

Wow, she looks a hell of a lot better without all the makeup. Is this what fashion was really like in the 80's? I'm glad I didn't remember any of it.