TV Characters We Hate

[cyclonevkc]

Kafka,

her character does nothing but act sanctimonious, whine and bleat. Especially bleat.

Bwah!! I can never say any of this when I want to because all my friends LURVE everyone on the show. Yet another example of why I need new friends. I wish everyone at CPMCoG lived in the same town. Snark City, perhaps?... oh well, one can dream.

[Laira]

Ho Caine on CSI Miami gets my vote. The man makes the show unwatchable.

Here's a link to Mrs. Giggles

Honorable mention: Kate on Lost. Can't stand her, don't think she's interesting or particularily attractive.

[Smilla]

Ho Caine

Ha! You may consider this stolen.

[kafka]

Rox said:

See, he was supposedly a biological anthropologist--with a specialty in studying ancient humans. Thus him in (the laughably bad) Neandertal exhibit at the museum. As my major is paleoanthro, every time they worked his career into a plot I cringed. Couldn't they have spent like 2 minutes making a phone call or surfing the internet to make him credible? It was like the writers said "Let's make him an anthropologist--that's cool", without ever thinking it further. Oh, and if you have a PhD in anthro and all you do is make bad museum exhibits, you SUCK.

Are you absolutely certain that Ross was an anthropologist? I always thought he was a paleontologist??? When he got the black girlfriend who was another scientist, I'm pretty certain I remember him talking about Paleontology. Same with numerous comments to Phoebe about his job (comments she didn't get, btw, which is why I remember it. How long can you be friends with someone and STILL not know what they do? Even if it *is* Phoebe?!) Lastly, there was the time that his book on dinosaurs or something was in the library makeout section because no-one ever visited there. I'm almost positive that some of his lecture courses were also about about dinosaurs and not ancient humans.


ARGH, why am I even bothering? Never mind. I never liked Ross, and his whiny, weak ways irritated me.

On second thought, NO, I do care!!! I care if only to know that I wasn't hallucinating what I saw or heard. Someone help me out before I start acting like Goren from L&O:CI.

[forgetful]

Kafka- that's what I remember, Ross as a paleontologist. I even remember those episodes you mentioned. So, yeah, dinosaurs.

Topic? Marisa Cooper from the O.C. Or maybe it's just Mischa Barton. Either way, I still wish she had od'd in Mexico.

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I love the L Word, hate Jenny. I liked her better when she was hot, didn't say much and committed acts of terror on 24 then I do watching her suck the life out of a great series.

[caroma]

Anybody who joined the cast of HOMICIDE after the fifth season, with an extra heap of red-hot contempt for Jon Seda. Reed Diamond joined in the fourth and Terri Lewis was guesting before the seventh, so they're exempt. *

But even they could not begin to hold a candle to the white-hot brilliance of the original, snarky, extremely talented and articulate people they replaced, like Kay, Stan, Beau, and even Megan.

Which brings me to Ted McGinley in MARRIED WITH CHILDREN...Al lost his true confidant and straight man and sharpest critic when the Broadway-trained Tony nominee David Garrison left and had a grinning Ed McMahon sitting next to him on the couch for six seasons, laughing with all the comic timing and warmth of a mynah bird. To call Jefferson shallow is an insult to the entire planet's continental shelves.

Oh yeah, I also share the Dawn hate on BUFFY. And although it deviates a bit from the point of the thread, I hated how they twisted their hapless father into a criminally neglectful jerk who couldn't be bothered to visit his girls after their mom died, so that the financial plight was sharper. And I'd rather Willow have been single for life than go near that skanky Kennedy. Talk about marrying down.

* I must say that the fine theater actor Peter Gerety was a pretty good late addition too, even if they underused him.

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BrokenOx said:

Four pages and no mention of Lana Lang? Oh, that's right, because Smallville is so lame no one watches it anymore.

She is reason #1 why some have stop watching that mess of a show. My number one reason? Clark Jerome Fucking Kent.Hypocrite, bully, stupid, dumb, no fashion sense bastard.

[bbug]

Jessica Fletcher's useless nephew Grady owns this thread. Urgh, he was always such a dumbass, getting accused of some murder or other, with his stupid obnoxious self saying "Aunt Jess!" all the time and generally being a moron. I know he was supposed to be hapless, but he was such a pathetic ninny.

[diciembre]

The entire cast of Friends. (So glad its over, oh I forgot except for the reruns which I cant bring myself to watch.)

Laura Prepon's character on That 70s Show. (She bugs me to no end.)

The entire Cambios family on All My Children.