Flavor of Love

[deadduck]

Wish I had VH1 now. I love watching train wrecks. This explains my fascination with politics.

[bklynred]

I feel honest-to-God guilt after watching this show.

I keep waiting for a Vh1 executive--hopefully female--to storm in saying "That's it, I can't take another minute of this, I have daughters at home, show's over, ladies! Put some clothes on, girls, I've got cabs and therapists on the way, here's some hot chocolate, it was all just a bad dream, everybody!"

[tinyshoes]

My god that show is hideous. I don't exactly plan my evenings around it, but if it pops on while I'm changing channels, I will stop to watch. My poor husband just sits back shaking his head ruefully.

[WitchyPoo]

The sped-up 8 minute make out session between Flav and New York has to be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I was laughing, screaming and covering my face at the same time.

[splendagirl]

I thought it was just me watching this show. I am so embarrassed.
Best scene when Flav is in the tub with Smiley. All you see is Flav's funky face surrounded by white bubbles. Also, the game that he played with the senses resulting in a sniff test where he exclaims that one of the women smell like bacon. Where do we begin...

[FotoStoreSheila]

I thought it was just me watching this show.

No, you're not. I have a lot of time on my hands, and no limit to how low I'll sink for entertainment. I love this show, but that's something I will only admit in here. Hottie is my favourite because she's cuckoo for cocao puffs. I also love that we hear "brrring brrring" every time she blinks.

[january]

bklynred said:

I feel honest-to-God guilt after watching this show.

I keep waiting for a Vh1 executive--hopefully female--to storm in saying "That's it, I can't take another minute of this, I have daughters at home, show's over, ladies! Put some clothes on, girls, I've got cabs and therapists on the way, here's some hot chocolate, it was all just a bad dream, everybody!"

I feel guilty, too. Just plain yucky. The segment I caught the other night involved a blindfolded Flav sniffing the girls and then tasting them, and I think one of them put her boob in his mouth. It was awful. Afterwards I felt like I needed to go take a course of antibiotics.

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OK. 'Fess up. Who else saw the spit heard 'round the world last night? "Pumkin"/Brooke might just be the nastiest, most vulgar woman I have ever seen on reality TV. EVER.

Beyond that, last night's show was pure trash TV perfection. Every moment another golden gem of horror.

And yes, I feel guilty for watching it and enjoying it so much. But it's so brilliantly fake and ridiculous, I just can't help it. And if NY doesn't "win," I swear - - there's no justice in the world.

[dwanollah]

I keep hoping it's totally fake and NY is trying to be the New Omarossa and everything, because if these women are SERIOUSLY competeing for the love of Flava Flav, then feminism is truly dead.

He's a grotesque little troll.

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dwanollah said:

I keep hoping it's totally fake and NY is trying to be the New Omarossa and everything, because if these women are SERIOUSLY competeing for the love of Flava Flav, then feminism is truly dead.

He's a grotesque little troll.

Oh, I totally think these women are playing some "role" in this show. (Dear god, please tell me they are.) Because honest to god, marrying HIM is like the prize you compete not to win. He is a foul, jobless, deadbeat loser whom I hope Chuck D. has completely axed from his life.

However, he does make for good trainwreck TV on a Sunday night.