The Hills

[footballerswife]

Heidi's ring. $770??? BAHAHAHA. Hardly "J.Lo and Kobe bling" there, Spence.

I think Lo should be Lauren's roommate, too. Lauren and Audrina seem pretty awkward together sometimes (even though I like Audrina, she's just a little... dim).

Heidi looks so bad. I can't stand to look at her face after her nose job, and she just looks like a toothpick with fake boobs. She also needs to do something about her hair, it's way too blonde.

[bloo]

FBW, my wife thanks you for bringing this thread back from the dead.

We were wondering how much that ring cost? He bought it in a mallstore that sold sunglasses.

[mariposalabrown]

I think Spencer might be my most hated person on tv. That graffiti he got done on the wall with the dollar sign was so freaking tacky. I hate his face!! Is he paying the tabloids to keep putting pictures of him and Heidi frolicking on the beach? No one I know gives a shit about them, except for the people that hate them. And he's Heidi's "manager" now? UGH, the hate.

It drives my boyfriend crazy that I love this show, because he said that all that ever happens is everyone stares at everyone else. Yeah, but Lauren's pretty! And her pretty clothes!

[Spinderella]

Oh, Yay! I'm sucked in to this show for some God knows what reason. Spencer is the biggest prick on the planet, yo. I just don't get why Heidi seems to think he's the cat's pajamas?! She wants to pick out some paints, threw out some color suggestions, and he's like, "Uh, no. No. No." and without asking, does that HORRIBLE graffiti? What a dick.

I just love how Lauren calls Heidi out on her shit and Heidi acts completely clueless to the whole thing. Get over yourself, h0r! Clearly they leaked to the rags a lametastic rumor that Lauren and Jason had a sex video or whatever. Why? Because in the previews for next weeks episode, they see them hanging out, and what's the first thing that comes out of Heidi's mouth to Spencer? "Ooh, I wonder if they're making another movie together?" BITCH!

If I ever see Spencer, I'm keying his car.

But that guy that Audrina is hanging out with again. Ewww. Yet another assy-guy that left her in Vegas? I was giggling when Lo and Lauren were commenting to him about changing his name to, "Bobby". What a dork!

[bloo]

I have to clear something up. I don't watch The Hills. My wife does and I just happen to be in the room. ;D

[Spinderella]

Sure you don't, Topher.

As soon as I wrote my comments about Heidi and Spencer, I turn on the radio to hear Ryan "I Love You" Seacrest (no, I don't love him, he just says that to EVERYONE he interviews on the air) play the WORLD PREMIERE of Heidi's new song "Body Language" with Spencer, wait for it,

RAPPING.

Oh. My. Gawd. Stop the insanity! It sounds like a over produced (David Foster, can you believe it?), wannabe 80s flashback that was just intended for the talentless loving new teen generation of clubers. Awful.

If I can find it online, I'll post it, but there is an interview with the two losers on Ryan's page of the KIISFM site, Click on their button on the right.

My hate for them is strong.

[susyhomewrecker]

AH, good times! I'm glad we have a thread for this show going, because it is probably my biggest guilty pleasure. The ring only cost $770? HA!

Spencer is lame, lame, lame. I used to laugh at Heidi because she's so stupid, but her "relationship" with him just makes me depressed. The things he says to her when the cameras are there are so horrible, I can't imagine what he says when the film crews go home. I thought Heidi was adorable pre-plastic surgery, how much are we willing to bet he talked her into getting the surgery and paid for it? And she seems to think he's such a catch. Barf me a river.

[prada]

Gawd I hate Spencer! What a fucking douche! Another board is calling him Chiclets and that shall be how I refer to him too.

Edited because I missed Spinderalla's post. Bwahahahahaha! Spencer rapping, now that is a laugh! Where is Suge Knight when you need him?!?

[Daisy Pusher]

I will have to check this show out. My weekly US magazine is always loaded with pictures of this Spencer and Heidi and I am always wondering, "Who the hell ARE these people?" So am I right in assuming they are just stupid famewhores?

[Sukie]

kokopelli said:

I will have to check this show out. My weekly US magazine is always loaded with pictures of this Spencer and Heidi and I am always wondering, "Who the hell ARE these people?" So am I right in assuming they are just stupid famewhores?

Yep, that pretty much sums them up. I too am hopelessly addicted to this show. Stupid MTV! It got me hooked with Laguna Beach and then I followed Lauren over to this crap. Such a guility pleasure.

I want to smack Spencer. He is such a giant douchebag.