The Hills

[WitchyPoo]

Seriously, why the hell was she so verklempt over the whole Stephanie/Dough situation. She wasn't in lurve with him, was she? Seemed to me she thought he was kind of boring. Huh, Lauren, kind of like looking in the mirror? She can't stand when someone she had moves on to someone else. It's all their fault. Gee, when she's been a part of every broken relationship/friendship she's had it's a wonder she doesn't start to figure out the problem may be her.

Holy heavens, help me. I am spending way too many brain cells on this mess.

[susyhomewrecker]

My roomie's boyfriend saw Speidi at Treasure Island in Vegas this weekend on her birthday. He said she's tiny and wears too much makeup. And when a boy notices things like that...

The show was WAY better this week without Lauren. I can't side with Heidi because I think that she prioritizes famewhoring over friendships, but Lauren needs to buy herself a fucking clue. Anyone that she's met since she was on Laguna Beach probably isn't her friend because they enjoy her company.

[Spinderella]

I'm with you. I think that Heidi will say whatever works for her and the conversation she's in. If she senses that Audrina is feeling 'in the drama', then Heidi will be too. WTFE. That girl IS drama. She brings it and then has to pretend like she only "said a few bad things about Lauren'. Bitch, please. The list is so f-ing long, that Lauren had good reason to drop your punk ass.

But, I'm in agreement that Lauren better watch out for Audrina. Since when was she such the chatty type and so forthcoming with deets that are clearly no one else's business, let along Speidi!

Blooper alert: Spencer talks about The Dark Knight, which came out in July and then at the end of the episode, the Hollywood shot shows "28 Dresses" in a building ad that clearly reads January 28th. I don't think those stay up for 6 months normally. They're expensive, yo!

And I don't see why Lauren would be all upset, either. However, Stephanie did make a big ass deal about the subject, so naturally, it seems like she should have checked with Lauren. Why couldn't she tell Doug that she wanted to check with her friend and put the date off? I mean, it isn't like he's going anywhere.

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[Neurochick]

Ugh, I can't believe I watch this show. I can't stand Heidi and I don't get why she's with Spencer! I would have kicked that douchbag to the curb, does he even have a job, real or fake? It looks like all he does is play video games, what a loser.

I don't mind Lauren because at least she does something and isn't a loser like Heidi, but I like Whitney most of all, though I can't stand her voice, oh and I like Lo too.

[Spinderella]

Aww, Speidi 'Gives Back'

Vomit.

And yes, why aren't these tools wearing hair nets?

[huntergrayson]

This show is the fakest show that ever faked. Or it takes place in an LA made up of 10 blocks and a population of 100.

Seriously, Brody's mom happens to be in the exact same area of the exact same restaurant that Doug and Stephanie are at exactly when they happen to be talking about Brody?!

[Neurochick]

I watch too much of this nonsense because I noticed something.

The girls seemed to have all been friends and then they get involved with douchebag boyfriends who screw everything up!

[Spinderella]

I don't know, for such a fakey-real-fake show, this was actually a pretty entertaining episode! I just had a lot of fun with all of it. Even the Speidi parts!

Here's my deal about Speidi.

With Heidi and her mom: I do think it's pretty shady that her mom had to find out from either Holly or the paps that she's back with Spencer. If I was a mom and knew that my daughter was back in with a crazy, over bearing, bordering-abusive boyfriend, I'd be very concerned.

"I know some great luuuunch places!" -- I'm sure you do, Spencer. Seeing as you have NO job and do nothing but go out to eat. When he does finally go out with Heidi's mom to "chat", dude, I'd SLAP his punk ass if he said half the shit that he said to her. I don't care if this show is fake or not (or even semi-fake), you don't talk to your elders that way. She's clearly Heidi's mom and I really think that Spencer is that kind of guy to say just those very words. If my mom told me that my boyfriend said those things to her? I'd drop him like a hot potato.

"I think you're controlling and manipulative....I think you're condescending, rude and very hostile right now" Go Darlene! Ding-Ding! Now, that's what I'm talking about! She is a mom after all, Spencer. What did you want her to do? Oh sure, take my daughter and have your way with her and turn her into a complete different person. Sure, she'd have no qualms with that. Pfftt.


When She-Pratt is meeting up with Lauren, talk about awkward! I mean, I knew it would be, but this is just bizarre. Lauren tells her that she heard about her and Doug, and She-Pratt's response? "Uh, yeah . . . like, he took total advantage. Like, getting back at you."

WTF?!?

I don't think so, missy! You AGREED to go out with him. If you knew that was the situation that he was getting back at LC, why would you go? Unless you're a total dolt and didn't figure it out until after the date. (Scratch that. She IS a dolt) But either way, to not even tell Lauren that you thought that way? What? You were just going to never bring it up and hope she never would either? And then she's talking about going to his party that she was invited to before she was even friends with him? Huh?

Dude, even Lauren is giving the same puzzled looks and questioning this girl as much as I am. I just love how She-Pratt thinks that everyone is buying this. HA!

I especially love how she still meets up with Doug again and then plots to think of an 'innocent lie' to cover up their date and then go off to She-Pratts place for "DVD Night". Boo!

Lauren had the right idea. Doug was just a random thing and she's just trying to move on and not let it cause friction. I mean it is Doug, after all. He really isn't that much to get upset about.

But I was DYING when they cut to Doug's house pre-party (what's with the black SUVs?). Brody calls Doug out, and Doug acts innocent and then puts the blame on STEPHANIE! HAHAHAHA! So much for "I'll handle it, it'll be cool. I'll just tell him to be cool." That was classic! "Look, she sends me this text . . ." Hee. And I love how he doesn't care of Brody makes her cry. Geez. You're such a poser, Doug.

And then at the party, to completely drench the girls (However, it was really funny with Whitney was commenting about how hot it was and then BAM!) in such an assy way. Man, Doug, you're scorning ZERO points. I did laugh out when Whitney said, "I don't hate you, I don't even know you, and I don't want to." BWAH!

Overall, it was just draaaama but the best kind.

I hope we get more episodes like this one!

[Spinderella]

*pulls up a chair and munches on popcorn*

From Lauren's MySpace Blog:

October 3, 2008 - Friday


Here we go again...

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm... I wonder who it could be? I'm baffled... What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez...? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.

The rumor I'm referring to is that I "hooked up" with Audrina's non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I'm being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren't taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn't around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It's the most awkward position to put me in because I can't defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I've known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I'm capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn't let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn't do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don't want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I'm being attacked for something I didn't do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn't.

Dude. HA! This is pretty hilarious.

[WitchyPoo]

I'm confused. Who told Perez Lauren hooked up with JustinBobby? Is she saying it was Speidi or Audrina? "Staged paparazzi shoots" makes me think it's Speidi but then she's confronting Audrina.