The Hills

[butternut]

I just started watching this show, and it is really fake and scripted. That said, I now have a completely irrational girl-crush on Lauren, so my dvr is now set to tape the reruns on Noggin. Help!

[Spinderella]

footballerswife said:

I never thought I would say this: I'm so proud of Heidi. That was great. "Surprise!!!!" Was it just me, or was Spencer's reaction really creepy? I'd be sleeping with one eye open if I were Heidi.

I was proud of Heidi, too. I mean, where does Spencer get off thinking he can put, not one, but THREE arcade games in their dining room? He's such an ass!

And his response to Heidi's "Surprise"? Scared. The. Shit. Out. Of. Me.

I was coming here to say the same thing with if any of you think that he could be the abusive type? He just scares me! He's more then just an asshole, he's a creepy, I'll-cut-you, asshole.

"Oh, I agreeeeeeeeeee." [creepy stalker face] *shudder*

What the fuck does she see in that guy?!!!

*ahem*

But with Lauren, I don't know, I don't like JB. I think he's a dork that'll (obviously) break Audrina's heart. I think that Lauren has good jerk-dar skillz. Where was the scenes of her and Jason eating dinner? I thought that was this week or is it just "this season"?

[susyhomewrecker]

They rerun this show on Noggin!?

I'm honestly curious as to what Audrina's appeal is. I suppose she's got a good body, but her teeth are so white they're almost transparent, her eyes roll back in her head, her hair is a rat's nest, and she breathes through her mouth.

Elodie looked cute this week! I knew she would look ten times better if she styled her hair and put on a little mascara. I loved when she asked Heidi if she was pregnant. HA.

[vegasusa555]

Just caught the midnight replay and um yeah...Spencer scared the shit out of me this episode! Holy shit! I seriously think that if cameras hadn't been there, he totally would have smashed her head into that atrocious arcade game he bought for daring to actually go against the word of the "almighty Spencer". Maybe that's why she's still with him. He looks like the "If I can't have you, nobody will!!!!" type.

*shudder*

[bloo]

susyhomewrecker said:

They rerun this show on Noggin!?

Noggin turns into the "N" at night.

[prada]

Chicklets scrared the shit out of me last night! His reaction was genuine and it was frightening!

Eloide is awesome! I think she is just sick of telling Heidi what a loser Chicklets is, so she figured she might as well play along with a few snarks here and there.

JustinBobby is hot, in a really dirty way.

Whitney was hardly on the episode! Boooo!

The best part of the episode was of course Lo and Lauren. MORE LO AND LAUREN!

The aftershow is awesome!!

[Spinderella]

I missed the aftershow since I just couldn't stay up to watch it (I cought the episode online before it aired here on the West Coast), but they put the aftershows up online, too. Must. Watch.

I just love how Lauren thinks this whole thing is like vomit in her mouth. Hee!

LO and LC BFF 4EVAH! HA! Lo really tells it like it is and seems like a great support team for Lauren. More Pinkberry! And more Whitney, please. Thanks.

[footballerswife]

Apparently Justin-Bobby is a hairdresser. I wonder if he burps in his clients' faces and gives them "truth and time will tell all" inspirational speeches?

I agree with the pleas for more Whitney. I am really curious about how she's going to end up kissing Brody.

[prada]

There's a 2 page spread of Chicklets and his fabulous childhood in In Touch...Gag me!

[footballerswife]

Okay... who is Speidi blowing in order to get all this media coverage? It's unbelievable. No one likes them, yet they're in every magazine now. They are all over Us Weekly like the plague.