Mena Suvari

[mimsie]

Fleshy Tessy and Bulging Bruce sure are the pair. Quite the celebrated duo in their chosen professions (including one joint project, to mixed reviews), Tess 'n' Bruce are rather brazenly courting other (less cute) bed partners. All because they say they've had it with the other's spoiled behavior back in the marital manse.

Why not pull a Brad 'n' Jen, their friends ask?

"Because Brad 'n' Jen don't have a movie out to sell!" comes the response. Not that Tess 'n' Bruce's media brainchild is a movie, per se. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. What I do know is that Tess has never really been known to be a screamer in the boudoir. Neither has Bruce, for that matter.

Now, the split-up duo's new nabes are begging for a little quiet at night, so into their new partners these formerly married cuties can be. And just as soon as that nifty little project is completed, expect divorce papers. I hear they've already been drawn up.

Do you think this BI might have been referring to them? Just a guess.

[zivvie]

Her face has always reminded me of the woman who got her face stretched in the Black Hole Sun video.

[pachengala]

Do you think this BI might have been referring to them?

I don't know, something doesn't fit there. Does anyone know if Brinkman is celebrated in his line of work? Because I don't think Mena Suvari is anymore. And also, the only place she'd be considered "fleshy" is on Planet Mary-Kate.

I guess the best way to know for sure is if they have an upcoming project. It sounds a little like J.Lo to me.

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Actually, I think Mena has been the most successful cast member from the 'American Pie' films and is doing better than her two 'American Beauty' co-stars. She was making a few stinkers for a few years, but now she has landed some relatively high profile films.

[monsterzero]

You know, a career in which you're doing only slightly better than Jason Biggs is not a career to be proud of.

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And in this month's Redbook it has the two of them talking about how incredible their marriage is.
That was a fast turnaround!

[sjankis630]

HaHa,
Who was it that got married and had her festivities filmed for a exclusive In Style cover piece. Then she and her hubby got a separation/annulment right before the issue hit the stands. Talk about bad timing. There should be a prenump in all star's marriages that they have to stay together at least until the wedding pictures have made the rounds.

[CAgirl]

sjankis630 said:

HaHa,
Who was it that got married and had her festivities filmed for a exclusive In Style cover piece. Then she and her hubby got a separation/annulment right before the issue hit the stands.

Courtney Thorne Smith

[Ginger]

There's a worse In Style story. Kelly Rutherford of Melrose Place married a nice young investment banker who developed a severe heart condition shortly after the wedding. Kelly and her husband did an interview for the In Style TV special all about how she nursed him back to health for six months. Right before the special aired, she left him. He called up the In Style producers and asked them to please, please not air their segment since it would be humiliating and painful for him. The producers called to consult with Kelly about cancelling the segment, and she insisted that it was just a misunderstanding, that they were still together and they should absolutely go ahead and air the segment. Lies--all she cared about was being on TV.

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Wow. That's one shallow woman.