I Love New York

[kostgard]

I can't believe there's a guy that looks like Rick James.

I know! I really wanted him to be like Dave Chappelle's Rick James. I would love for someone to walk up to New York or her mother and say, "I'm Rick James, bitch." They would lose their minds.

[bklynred]

Did they cast this out of central booking? Some of these dudes look hella sketchy.

[jaghetersimon]

Pootie sort of looks like this guy I used to date, which is simultaneously freaking me out and cracking me up.

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New York's mother is the only reason why I would DVR this show.

New York's weave, fake tatas, and weird contacts for a whole show would make me gag!

[bklynred]

NY looks good from like, the upper waist down (that's a sentence I never expected to type). She always has the worst, fakest-looking weaves. Plus, she had perfectly good breasts pre-implants (was that season 1)? I can't keep track w/ these reality chicks.

[whatever]

Romance: "I will be with you til the end."
Me: "Til YOU fall down the stairs and crack your neck NY!"

Romance is so gay - why didn't Sister Patterson's gaydar explode when she was with him? I think my new nickname for her is Tenhead. I have never seen a wig set so far back before.

Chamo - he's no Big Rick, but I like him. I foresee a secret tryst between him and 12-pack. But was Chamo carrying Tenhead's gold purse, or was that his? I like that Chamo stood up for Rico. It was a dumb thing to say, though.

I loved the CGI smoke in Chance's face. NY really needs to listen to her mom, though. Her mom may be nuts but she knows when a man is no good. What about him impresses NY at all? And I can't believe she's picking up Flav's lingo, "I'm feeling you." Gah!

Mr. Boston is cute, but such a stereotypical nerdy accountant. Most of the ones I know are completely socially inept.

Does NY have magic boobs? They seem to be growing and shrinking in each outfit.

T-Weed looks too much like the actor who plays Adebisi/Mr. Eko for my comfort.

So far I like Whiteboy, Tango, Bonez (pop-lockin' for Jesus, but I doubt he'll last), Rico, Mr. Boston.

[bklynred]

Wow, Wood just said he wished he'd had time to sit down and "marinate with her." God help us.

[kostgard]

bklynred said:

NY looks good from like, the upper waist down (that's a sentence I never expected to type). She always has the worst, fakest-looking weaves.

But didn't you hear her? It is real human hair! From an Indian!!


Sorry, that bit cracked me up. It's like she somehow didn't get the joke from that "Cherokee Hair Tampon" episode of South Park and somehow thinks that Indian hair is magically, mystically better than other hair. Maybe she didn't want to swim with her weave because that episode talked about how super-absorbent Cherokee hair is and she didn't want to suck all the water out of the pool.

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This show was much better than I thought it would be. The dudes are crazy enough for me to suspend reality and pretend that they are actually on this show because they love New York and I am surprised by the variety of contestants. I am definitely sticking around for the next few episodes.

I think that Mr. Boston is hilarious. Something about his earnest whiteboy bastard Kennedy looks and his strange tics and stutters not to mention that voice just cracks me up. Based on the footage from the season, it looks like he is going to be around for a while. Awesome. Romance is hilarious (and a little scary) too but Mr. Boston is my favorite.

[whatever]

Someone on TWOP went to college with Mr. Boston, and is reporting he was just as weird back then as he is now. And apparently, once he came home drunk and peed all over his roommate's clothes that were on the floor.