Ant

[triazemite]

Is anyone listening to the Howard Stern show? The comedian Ant (from VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club") is on and, on top of being painfully unfunny, he sounds sort of like a pathological liar. He claims that when he was 14 he had a summer long affair with the father of one of his friends and that he had his first gay experience at 10 when he approached a stranger who'd just purchased gay porn and offered to perform on him. It sounds like he is making it up on the spot.

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I HAAAAAATE this guy. I didn't hear him on Howard but HATE.

[yonkerschik]

I thought the guest was Andy Dick?

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Ugh. This guy is so obnoxious. Someone needs to tell him that just being gay doesn't automatically make you funny.

[gloworm]

His whole schtick is being gay. Like there's nothing else for him to talk about.

He was on Leno last night....and still trying to get laughs off that Last Comic Standing material.

[carrier76]

He thinks he's Mario Cantone...and he's not.

[rattlerbrat]

Ant's gay? Man, you would think he would bring it up - maybe make a few jokes about it in his stand-up or something.

[Mutagen]

He thinks he's Mario Cantone...and he's not.

Word. When I saw this thread my first thought was: "Poor man's Mario Cantone."

And why the hell is this guy hosting Celebrity Fit Club? He's not exactly Adonis. Hell, he's not even Richard Simmons.

[delilahjones]

I live in Bozeman Montana and Ant was here recently filming for a reality show (I think), something for a new gay television channel. Anyway I had to help him find women's clothing, and we were being filmed. Overall he was very nice, with a bit of standard gay divaness. At moments I felt like I was helping J.Lo or something. I wanted to look at him and say Celebrity Fit Club, now calm down. I was my usual sassy, funny self and he kept looking at me like I was crazy and taking me seriously (when I was very clearly joking). I was also very hung over, nervous at my new job (I only work at the store one day a week for free clothes) and nervous w/ all the cameras in my face, but still I thought it was very strange that he didn't seem to get anything I was saying. Also, I knew he was short but jeez ... I'm 5'11 and I swear his face was at belly button level. Overall I'm hoping none of our interaction ends up on t.v. because it was just strange and painful. oh - I was also nervous because i was not feeling very cute (I didn't know I was going to be filmed) and I said that, but both Ant and the producer kept commenting on me having a nice rack, who the hell says that? And rack, are you kidding me?

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This dude gets on my middle nerve, especially with that tired ole mess he spouts every week, "remember, the scales don't lie."

I'm thinking, 'please get a damn life!'