Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2008 15:48:11 GMT -4
I got that Henry was so sexually frustrated afterwards because he could not come, as we had seen earlier in the episode that he can't do it unless some guy is holding a bowl for him.
I am baffled as to how this series is going to continue after this year, if it does. Henry should soon be obese and middle aged. Is Henry going to remain young and 'hot' (I do put that in italics as JRM does nothing for me) for six seasons? If he does, it'll be hard to imagine why Catherine Howard has to look elsewhere, as the show seems to think that 'Henry 8' is irresistible to women. The Jane Seymour season will be a snooze fest, unless they spice it up with more historically inaccurate sex. The real Henry had only three documented mistresses (Bessie Blount, Mary Boleyn and Madge Shelton), he probably did not need the penis/STD cream they so charmingly showed us last year. And "The Tudors: The Next Generation" is going to be a mess as they have effectively written out both Mary Queen of Scots and the Grey sisters. I hope they just end it after this year, but you know they won't. We will have to deal with a sassy and sexy Jane Seymour, a probable lesbian Anne of Cleves -who they will have to rename as stupid American audiences can't handle repetition of the same name, and those other two wives who will also have to be renamed. May I nominate Jamie Lynn Spears as "Kitty Howard"?
I am baffled as to how this series is going to continue after this year, if it does. Henry should soon be obese and middle aged. Is Henry going to remain young and 'hot' (I do put that in italics as JRM does nothing for me) for six seasons? If he does, it'll be hard to imagine why Catherine Howard has to look elsewhere, as the show seems to think that 'Henry 8' is irresistible to women. The Jane Seymour season will be a snooze fest, unless they spice it up with more historically inaccurate sex. The real Henry had only three documented mistresses (Bessie Blount, Mary Boleyn and Madge Shelton), he probably did not need the penis/STD cream they so charmingly showed us last year. And "The Tudors: The Next Generation" is going to be a mess as they have effectively written out both Mary Queen of Scots and the Grey sisters. I hope they just end it after this year, but you know they won't. We will have to deal with a sassy and sexy Jane Seymour, a probable lesbian Anne of Cleves -who they will have to rename as stupid American audiences can't handle repetition of the same name, and those other two wives who will also have to be renamed. May I nominate Jamie Lynn Spears as "Kitty Howard"?
He's a very good reason to watch The Tudors.