America's Most Smartest Model

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On TWOP, someone described Mandy Lynn to a T. They said she looks like the Staten Island bride-to-be who had her period right before her wedding in the MTV documentary True Life: I'm Getting Married. The one whose fiance cussed out the limousine driver who was late picking him up.

As for the rest of the show, it's great to see Slavco from Kept back on reality TV; however, in spite of his massive ego, it's too bad Gaston left so early because he's gorgeous.

[polygal]

I'm just upset they got rid of Gaston so quickly, because there were so many opportunities for Beauty and the Beast-related jokes if he kept up his jackassery.

This might be my favorite new trashy reality show.

[aibohphobia]

polygal said:

I'm just upset they got rid of Gaston so quickly, because there were so many opportunities for Beauty and the Beast-related jokes if he kept up his jackassery.

This might be my favorite new trashy reality show.

Yes, I don't know why they cut him so early since he's a lot more entertaining than some of the other people. I would have cut Pickel because he doesn't look like a real model like most if not all of the other guys, imo, and his quotes weren't as entertaining as Gaston's were. Plus, he had a pretty easy category too like Gaston, but at least Gaston didn't keep naming the same two or three things over again. Maybe they were afraid of the lawsuits by some of the ladies if Gaston had stayed though.

[lyrasilver]

On TWOP, someone described Mandy Lynn to a T. They said she looks like the Staten Island bride-to-be who had her period right before her wedding in the MTV documentary True Life: I'm Getting Married. The one whose fiance cussed out the limousine driver who was late picking him up.

That's a perfect description of her. At least she's somewhat intelligent; she realized that they asked her to spell "collagen" because of her lips. Heh.

I just discovered this show today , and it had me genuinely cracking up. My favorite moment so far is: "Spell 'chiffon.' S-H-A-F-A-W-N."

[aibohphobia]

I didn't love tonight's as much as the first episode, at least not on the first viewing. Next week's episode looks awesome though with the loser having to eat cake, and it looks like everyone who wins piles their cake on Andre from the previews. I'm sort of frightened though by Blond Rachel in the work-out video preview. I knew she was extremely skinny, but that was just scary.

As for tonight's episode, I didn't really like Andre and Lisa's picture, so I'm okay with Pickel and Aussie Rachel winning even though I didn't find the reason why their's wasn't picked valid. Also, even though Andre was a pain at the photo shoot and the night before the photo shoot, Lisa was pretty dumb in choosing lipstick, so I can't really blame him in being pissed off although maybe he should have toned it down.

I had no problem with Erika leaving; although, a lot of it was because she was too boring for a reality show, but I don't think she was robbed or anything. I hope Blond Rachel leaves soon after the stunt with the encyclopedia. Plus, the show already has Andre as the villain and Jesse as the catty one, and looks wise, I don't see anything special about her to keep her there. On the other hand, VJ can stay because he is pretty, and I could see him doing well after this show.

[The Brunette]

polygal said:

I'm just upset they got rid of Gaston so quickly, because there were so many opportunities for Beauty and the Beast-related jokes if he kept up his jackassery.

No one's sick like Gaston, no one's thick like Gaston, no one comes close to being a dick like Gaston!

This show is made of awesome. Also, Pickel looks like Adam Levine. I wonder if he's as douchey.

[polygal]

Blonde Rachel's arms scare me.

Mandy Lynn trying to talk up her hairstylist was so painful to watch. And I don't think dying her hair brown is going to help her look, she'll just look completely monochromatic with her over-tanned face.

I really think Mary Alice should lay off Jesse about his chub. Unlike a hair color, he can't get rid of his gut overnight.

[krafteasymac]

He reminded me of Derrick from Road Rules/Real World Challenge.

Yes!!! Thank you for saying that because I thought it was just me and was watching it with someone who refuses to watch any MTV programming so I had no one to validate me.

No one's sick like Gaston, no one's thick like Gaston, no one comes close to being a dick like Gaston!

Bwah! Love me some "Beauty and the Beast" references ("I use antlers in all of my deeeecorating!") I liked Gaston only for his introduction interview where he said something along the lines of, they're on the show because people think models are stupid "and they're right because, come on, we are."

I hate Hate HATE blonde Rachel. She grates like no other. She's a nasty looking ano (I loved when Andre said that she was ugly because she was a stick thin fug blonde with nasty implants, he completely won me over with that one). Encyclopediagate and her ensuing temper tantrum were just over the top obnoxious. That and she totally hates on Mandi Lynn for being an idiot, but she is just as fucking stupid. Mandi Lynn even answered the Napoleon question correctly... after Rachel tanked it. Eat it, bitch! Oh wait, judging by your disgusting skeletal arms, you don't eat period.

Andre's a douche and nuts but I still like him better than most of those American idiots. Lisa is an idiot. Lipstick when they already had a full cosmetic case? Moron. I would strangle her with pearls too. Mary Alice's critique of the misogynistic theme of their photo bugged. I mean yeah, I guess it was, but don't act like high fashion photography never incorporates something like that into a photo. It still came off as a really successful powerful photograph. Get off you high horse, Mary Alice? Who are you anyway? I find her extremely unentertaining and only watch the show for Ben Stein and the idiocy.

Lastly, I also like Jesse, Brett, Angela and the Aussie Rachel.

Oh! I don't know if it's only in the Florida area, but when I was watching "South Park" on the CW last night there was a commercial for the Quest chat line where you can call and chat with "hot, sexy, local singles in your area" and none other than Mandi Lynn was the spokeswhore! I got way too excited when I recognized her.

[aibohphobia]

Aw, I knew she was never going to win, but I'm sort of sad to see Mandy Lynn go especially since the other women so far aren't nearly as entertaining. Even Aussie Rachel who actually got some screen time this episode hasn't made much of an impression on me. I think she looks the most like a model, well her and Angela, I think it is, at least out of the females. The guys except of course Jesse all seem more like models to me even if some of them are short.

I like Brett, and I think that perhaps there was creative editing to make it look like Aussie Rachel completely dominated him during the work-off. I could be wrong, but the other guys, except Andre, all seemed really whiny especially Daniel. (Although Daniel was really annoying albeit sometimes entertaining when he really got worked up for most of the episode, I did find it cute that he was so happy about getting to work with Gilad.) So I could see them being very resentful of Brett winning.

As for Andre, I guess he's the villain I'm suppose to root against and usually I do, but I like him so far. Maybe it's because the others are either really whiny and/or boring, and he's one of the few entertaining ones, but for some strange reason I find myself really liking him. I don't think he'll win, but I hope he sticks around to the very end otherwise it's going to be really boring.

[polygal]

The little graphics they put up during the workout videos were so funny. I completely lost it at "I Must Break You! With Andre."

The promo for next week made me squee. Seriously.