Hey! That Would Make A Great Name For A Band!!

[hobocamp]

I was walking down the street yesterday and this loud obnoxious guy behind me was talking to his friend: "My new band is called 'Tits and Blood.' We wanted to go for the whole Marilyn Manson thing, with one thing beautiful and one thing disgusting." So you decided on Tits and Blood???

Dumbest band name ever. Good luck getting gigs, loser.

[starskin]

My friends and I wanted to start a sort of jam band called "The Ramblin' Grandmas".

What? It could work. We'd borrow a little from early DMB (violin, funky basslines), a little from Boston (killer guitar work, ballads), maybe add a banjo, madolin and mellotron, et voila! The Ramblin' Grandmas!

ETA: "Tits and Blood"? Meh. Now, if had been "Tits and Sand", I would have laughed my head off. And probably gone and seen them play. But "Tits and Blood"? Meh. Meh, I say!

[caeryniah51]

I was watching the Recording The Producers: A Musical Romp with Mel Brooks DVD. After one song, Nathan Lane said it sounded tinny and odd through his headphones. Then he said, “Tinny and Odd. I have all their albums.” I think Tinny and Odd would be a good band name.

[kafka]

I'd love to have a band called Penis Length.

You all know about my system of measurement but it's not just that. I think it would be the best name for a group with really hot guys, some gay, some straight.

And just think, if Rolling Stones ever asked them about achieving Gold in record sales, they could respond with:

"Dirk Diggler's gone Goldfinger."

Of course, they'd have to have private auditions ahead of time to make sure none of the band members were less than...... stellar.... ;D

[starskin]

I have wanted to start a sort of New Wave (shocking!) band with rockabilly and Latin influences. No, it'd work, really. Depeche Mode is a New Wave/Electronic band that bases songs around 12 Bar Blues riffs. "Personal Jesus", case in point. Ahem, anyway yes. This New Wave/Rockabilly/Latin band would be called July Churches.

July Churches. It also works in Spanish! Try it! See?

[indygirl]

Ha!!

[india7]

kafka said:

I'd love to have a band called Penis Length.

Oh, my God... (*Dies laughing!*)

[jen808]

Curtains for Fredo. That's my (imaginary) band's name. We're big fans of The Godfather.

[kafka]

india7 said:

kafka said:

I'd love to have a band called Penis Length.

Oh, my God... (*Dies laughing!*)

You mock, you laugh, but just you wait, Mr. Higgins, just you wait..... The world will discover my Penis Length measurement system and then think a band with that name is pure genius. (or vice-versa.)

Especially if they're all gorgeous. It's a built-in marketing sytem designed to drive women wild. I think we need to have one blond, one black-haired chap, one red-head, one Asian, and one African-American chap, . All with ascertainably huge penii and buff, cut bodies. It won't matter *what* they sound like (although, I'd like them to be good), just so long as they're hot. Move over Spice Girls or Boys2Men, Hello Penis Length! ;D

I should become a music manager. I just *know* I'd make millions with Penis Length.....

[johnboysmole]

Curtains for Fredo. That's my (imaginary) band's name. We're big fans of The Godfather

This cracked me up in a multitude of ways... First, I pictured actual curtains, then I realized what it was in reference to and cracked up at the cleverness, then I realized what an ass I was picturing actual curtains and the giggles started all over again...

All of this happened in less than a second.