Lizzie Grubman

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guinastasia said:

Not even Janice would look this bad!

With her face all shiny from what looks like Botoxing, you'd think her dermatologist could've thrown in a chemical peel for all that sun damage.

[jaghetersimon]

She's such an ugly person, inside and out.

[mariposalabrown]

She always looks like she has 5 o'clock shadow to me.

[Deleted]

Isn't she getting married in a week or two? I read that she 'stole' the husband of one of her employees.

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shopper1 said:

Isn't she getting married in a week or two? I read that she 'stole' the husband of one of her employees.

And how did she manage this? I don't know what this employee looks like, but I'd bet money that she's cuter than Grubman. But maybe the Grubster takes out her teeth when giving a hummer, and he found that a more valuable asset than good looks or a conscience.

[boontown]

Someone, please enlighten me? Who the heck is Lizzie Grubman? What does she do? I swear I have never heard her name before.

edited to say: I scrolled back to find out (I was being lazy before) and gosh darnit, can someone poke my eyes out? That effen picture of twat face and Hulk Hogan is nasstttyy.

[swanflake]

boontown said:

Someone, please enlighten me? Who the heck is Lizzie Grubman? What does she do? I swear I have never heard her name before.

I only knew her as "that ugly lady who ran over those folks in the Hamptons" until I started seeing her name on sites like Dlisted or Perez Hilton.com. Usually she was only mentioned in a quick joke. Then she got that show "PoweR Girls" on MTV which didn't last long. Apparently she's a Publicist in New York, but I have no idea how relatively successful she is and if she was at all famous/successful before she ran people over with her car.

So who has more information?

[Dr. Freude]

Does anyone remember that skit from SNL in the early 90's with Phil Hartman as the Caveman Lawyer? His brow was pronounced and he looked quite like a neanderthal...

...yeah. Lizzie Grubman looks like that.

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She is a publicist in New York. Her daddy is a huge multi-millionaire entertainment lawyer and he sends his clients her way for "publicity". From what I remember, she was the typical spoiled New York rich girl working a glamorous PR internship after college when New York magazine ran an article about "Power Girls" that featured a group of young sexy singles in New York who have fabulous jobs by day and are at every party at night. Lizzie was one of these women. I'm assuming she made it into the article because of her daddy's connections.

She opened her own "PR Firm" in 1996 with her daddy's money and in 2001 she plowed over a whole crowd of people in the Hamptons. I believe she injured 16 people and our favorite blonde drunk Tara Reid was in the car with her. She plea bargained and didn't have to serve any time.

Then MTV ran that horribly vapid reality show about her craptacular firm and you got to see the crowd of idiotic hamsters that she hires to do her grunt work.

Right after the show aired it did come out that one of her employees was having marital problems and confided in Lizzie about it and somehow Lizzie ended up dating the husband and they announced that they would be getting married and he was divorcing her employee.

Lizzie is not a pretty girl but the years have certainly not been kind:

Power Girls cover

Younger Lizzie

Lizzie looking like unfrozen caveman lawyer

I watched her show and then read everything I could about her because I was so horrified. Granted, I know entertainment publicity is a different animal than normal PR but I do healthcare PR for a living so I just get annoyed by people like her because they give the profession a bad name. Most people in PR have some sort of English or Journalism degree and have very strong writing skills. Tons of people in the industry worked in journalism first and then came over to this side.

[jaghetersimon]

As a proud piece of Long Island "white trash," I'd like to plow a mack track into this bitch.

This is the second time she's getting married. The first time, it lasted like two minutes and everyone knew that he was only into her for money/connections, not her incredible beauty or extraordinary kindness. Snort.