Johnny Knoxville

[realitybug]

yeah, he's hot for a dirty dirty man. i'd do him. not be in a relationship with him, because he is well-known for being unfaithful.

[girlnamedcarl]

I'd like to go back in time and do him a few years ago. Age and Jackassery are catching up with him now, though, and the next 10-15 years won't be pretty.

Damn. I'm not just sleazy, I'm sleazy, objectifying and shallow. How ya like me now!

[Wenton]

I remember Out magazine calling him something like "that beautiful jock in high school that we were all in love with but scared of." Not so much my opinion but it wouldn't be the first time.

[dwanollah]

<ot>Look, kids! Wenton is back!</ot>

[GirlyGhoul]

Eh. I gotta put him, Steve-O and WeeMan in the category of "Might be cute, if I hadn't watched them wallow in elephant poo and take turns puking on each other."

[tinyshoes]

mariposalabrown said:

I don't understand why people think it's embarassing to crush on him. Hot, funny, awesome fashion sense, loving father, and successful..... not seeing the problem. I totally don't believe the Jessica Simpson rumor, so that helps.

I'm not embarrassed by my crush. But I think some others might be because we supposedly should have outgrown loving the dirty boys by now. Note that I said "supposedly," because if loving dirty dirty men is wrong, I never wanna be right.

[gibby]

jdkwfan4ever said:

I can't help it!! He's just...

so

freaking

hot!

He is a GREAT looking guy, no doubt. I never noticed his nose before, in those pics it looks like they attached it later. Like Mr. Potato Head.