GWOP II: More Gosselins Without Pity

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I will never understand GWOPpers bizarre and random overuse of quotation marks.

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Whoever made that post was just joking and I have to admit I found some of it funny, especially the image of Steve doing the deed with paper footies on.

What can I say? I'm easily amused.

[tszuj]

KateHasControl is a virgin.

[Mugsy]

Methinks KateHasControl sounds a little too familiar with that scenario.

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Aug 25, 2010 9:10:41 GMT -4 @highondegrassi said:

Whoever made that post was just joking and I have to admit I found some of it funny, especially the image of Steve doing the deed with paper footies on.

What can I say? I'm easily amused.

Sadly Degrassi, I don't know if she was kidding.

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It doesn't come across as kidding. I imagine that person went to great lengths to imagine how sterile she thinks Kate must be. When she's not allegedly chugging back wine and neglecting the kids or embarrassing them by wearing her hooker heels.

I just don't get it. I can't imagine the need to get personal satisfaction, the "So THERE." type vibe that comes off of their posts. "See, I can't be all that bad, because I don't wear hooker heels, give the dogs back, hate the chickens, and stunt the joy of life that my kids otherwise would enjoy if we were like them and just *had* to go on all those trips 'cause TLC made us do it."

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I still see the Kate and Steve sexcapades story as an intended joke and a good stab at absurd humor rather than somebody acting all crazy.

Now this -

Easy Access in back of the Limo said... said...
the weight for 6 year old boys, age 72.5 months is 20.777 kg (45.8 lbs) and for girls it is 20.33636 kg (44.8 lbs).

The Average weight for a 9 year old would be 69 pounds and the average height for a 9 year old would be 53 1/4 inches.

She is clearly underfeeding them at home and in the lunchboxes that they take to school. that is why she packs them juicy juice so she won't have to buy them milk at school. i wonder if she weighs them before they go to jon's and weighs themn when they get back?

Witch.


lukebandit

- is crazy! Here we have one of GWOP's proclaimed devout Christians crying Witch! and choosing a screenname implying Steve's easy access to Kate's vagina in the back of a limo. Classy.

The research regarding a child's average height and weight is in regards to the kids looking too thin and Kate denying them food. Ah yes, the old GWOP cry of abuse because Kate is starving her children by feeding them only grapes and crackers. This has been going on for years and yet somehow the kids are still walking around. Of course the only explanation for the kid's surviving this malnourishment is that their mother is a witch. A witch I say!

Here's more typical GWOP crazy - stalking! This time Twitter style.

Hippie Chick said...
I twittered Jimmy Fallon & asked why he invited Kate Gosselin. I said "You know she's not relevant right? Why am I even wasting my time?" I didn't hear anything. But Ellen Ross & I have been twittering back & forth for a couple days now. Nothing about the kids, but she's really nice. I think the kids are just so much happier with her & Jon. (duh). They show them love, affection, what it's like to be KIDS. I wish Jon would do something!! I so want to say something to Jon on twitter, but he'll block me. I did say yesterday to him, "Ur kids must be so happy to be back in school instead of filming!" Nothing. But I got the point across.

~Peace~ Hippie Chick

What a thrill it must be for Hippie Chick to tweet back and forth with the girlfriend of a former reality TV star! Jon must have assigned Ellen to keep the crazies at bay, but Hippie Chick is still waiting for a response from the douche himself.

[margojata]

But Ellen Ross & I have been twittering back & forth for a couple days now. Nothing about the kids, but she's really nice. I think the kids are just so much happier with her & Jon. (duh). They show them love, affection, what it's like to be KIDS.

How the hell do they know that Jon and Ellen aren't sitting around getting high and denying the kids food? We've seen them swim in an apartment swimming pool. Big deal.

So is Hannah still fat? Or is she one of the underfed? Kate forced her to cut her hair, so maybe the tide has turned and Hannah is no longer the anti-Christ.

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Wait until they find out Jon is writing a book. Oh, how the crazy will explode.

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Marge said...

Kate is going to be a correspondent at the Emmy's and will be interviewing celebrities. Administrator, can you please tell me HOW in the world this no-talent witch was given this gig? Her only talent is that she has mannish wide hips that were able to hold on to a sextuplet pregnancy to term. But again, please give me your insight as to HOW this witch got this gig? Thank you.

August 26, 2010 6:06 PM

Marge said...

Could someone please answer how this no-talent witch/shrew got a job as an ET correspondent for the Emmy's? And to think that one of the ET hosts said "Oh, I can't wait to see Kate again!" Makes me want to barf.
August 27, 2010 4:27 AM

Marge said...

But here is the question: WHO actually went to bat for the no-talent witch?shrew Khatezilla Go$$elin to GET her this gig as an Entertainment Tonight Emmy interviewer. Her wide, mannish pelvis that was able to house sextuplets to viability is not talent and is not qualifications for an Emmy interviewing job.
August 27, 2010 7:32 AM

I hope someone answers Marge's question before she has a complete breakdown. I can picture her running down the middle of the street naked screaming about mannish pelvises, shrews and Khatezilla. Oh well, it might entertain the cops on an otherwise boring shift.