16 and Pregnant

[margojata]

Well, in the WTF department - Farrah got almost a million bucks for her sex tape. The gal who can't form a complete sentence is a million dollars richer. And it is titled (read it and weep), "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Can we please never put the words "backdoor" and "teen mom" together again? Good luck, Sophia. At this rate she'll be doing some weird fetish porn by the time she's 14.

[prada]

I can't even. These are the things that make me think God has an awful sense of humor. SMH!

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Well, you can't say Farrah isn't trying to hone her talents: LINK

She looks too thin with her ribs showing in several of the shots. I don't know what she thinks she's accomplishing with all of this. Yeah, she's making money, but not nearly enough to maintain an expensive lifestyle for a prolonged period of time. Where does she go from here? More porn? It's not like just anyone can become a wealthy porn star. It does take a certain level of charisma and, uh, talent, to be successful in that industry. Once the "teen mom" title gets old she'll likely be out of a job because, no matter how badly she tries to be sex-ay, in those pics she looks desperate, confused, and completely lacking in spontaneity. I can only imagine how awful her sex tape is (but I won't!)

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How is she making money at this? She is just extremely nonsexual.

[WitchyPoo]

HA HA HA! That shot of her on the pole with her butt sticking out is making me wheeze-laugh. Yeah, that's super hot.

[margojata]

Lucite stripper shoes! She's officially trashy now! Weee

All the pictures of her squatting look like she's trying to pee out in the bush. Now why did she want to get a chin implant to make herself look like Jennifer Aniston? Isn't that the chin that people DON'T want? It just makes Farrah's face look sorta tranny.

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I was watching Farrah's 16 and Pregnant episode and while she was in labor she said "I'm so sorry everyone has to look at my crotch right now." Ah, yes. Those were the days. Now it's more like "I'm so sorry you have to pay to look at my crotch right now."

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Farrah clearly prepared extensively for her Couples Therapy gig. Her no-real-tears-whisper-while-crying performance was awesomely bad, and her face screamed "I'm lying!" when she told her story about the BF being a no show* at the last minute. When she does the self-delusional brand of lying she just sounds absurd -- I don't do porn. I did a sex tape. I made money of off it. But I don't do porn. Honey, you did porn. Now, for the love of your daughter, take that money and the money your making from (individual) Couples Therapy and do something useful with it!

*Thanks to Farrah and her infamous backdoor I try extra hard not to post potential double entendres.  At first I had "BF not coming at the last minute" then I went with "BF backing out at the last minute." Hey, "no show" is safe....right? But just now I said extra hard. Ahhhhh!   

Anyone planning on watching the new season of Teen Mom 2? I keep telling myself that I won't, but I probably will anyway.

[margojata]

Farrah is the gift that keeps on giving (and receiving! Yeah, all phrases are now innuendos). I guess the story out there is that she got a guy to fake pretend to be her boyfriend and for some reason he backed out (yep). The show knew he was fake, but tried to badger him into showing up anyway by sticking their lawyers on him.

But the beauty of him not coming (yep) is that we get Daniel! The guy from Texas that Farrah dated. Remember the awesome scene where she insulted his stepmother by calling her a "LONE BIRD!" because she didn't have kids? Come on, Daniel - bring it (even though he's surely slightly famewhorey himself for showing up)! But I'm mostly fascinated by her freaky face. She was SO much cuter before she screwed with it. Now she and Real Housewife Taylor can take turns giving blowjobs with those giant fake lips (hey, that Couples Therapy already went as low as it can go with talk of Jon Gosselin masturbating).

Yes, I am a Teen Mom addict/glutton for punishment (the first step is admitting it). Although I can't even remember where the hell TM2 left off because they hold these shows for so long. Jenelle has gotten engaged and pregnant about 20 times since we last saw her (and added some more mugshots).

I saw Amber on Dr. Phil (don't judge). She SEEMS to be doing really well. Oddly I was mostly impressed with the fact that she didn't whine and throw around how much she misses and MUST HAVE her daughter. I really don't think she wanted to be a mother (and that's actually OK), but got into a competition with Gary about it, and also put on a show for the cameras. BUT ... showing up on that big doofus's show is sort of a big step backwards.

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Amber choosing prison over rehab, likely against the advice of everyone around her, showed remarkable insight. Who knew she had it?? I wonder how often addicts who appear in this drug court she described ask to be turned over to criminal court instead so they can serve their time? Probably hardly ever to never.