RuPaul's Drag Race

[dwanollah]

I know what I'm doing this weekend, too!

And I have had "MacArthur Park" stuck in my head all week. It doesn't help that it's raining, either.

[LurkerNan]

You know where it's not raining?

/smug Angelino

[dwanollah]

Nan, can you IMAGINE the viewing parties we could be having if I was home?! *wailing*

[LurkerNan]

Can you imagine trying to get huntergrayson drunk enough to allow us to dress him up like a contestant?

[huntergrayson]

Bitches, I wear a size 12/13 shoe, I have a hard enough time finding loafers, much less heels!

(Though my taller and larger ex used to do drag. Though I've never seen him in-character.)

I would OWN all you amateurs during the Lip Sync FOR YOUR LIFE.[/I]

Speaking of, <mean girl> you'd think Delta would have been able to summon more emotion during the LYSFYL -- since she was singing about losing her cake, after all</mean girl>.

[dwanollah]

LSFYL is the way all future New Posse Members shall be initiated! And Nan, there are some specialty shops on Hollywood Blvd that specialize in larger sizes like that, but we have to filch hg's credit card first, because NOT WITH MY MONEY, BITCH!

[LurkerNan]

If'n I'm going to dress him, I'm going to pay for it. I wouldn't ask my Barbies to buy their own clothes, would I?

[dwanollah]

And really, you couldn't ask for a cuter Barbie of your own than hg and his little plastic bump, huh?

[huntergrayson]

SHUT UP! I HATE YOU BOTH! NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

I thought that since I have previously stated that the only way I'm doing drag is if I go as Dwan for the WeHo Carnival, I would just borrow one of her muumuus and staple a bunch of stuffed cats to it. No need to buy me clothes.

[dwanollah]

I cannot tell you how effing thrilled I am that you think I am magnificent enough to Drag. Chante, you stay.