Famewhores Who Shall Not Be Named

[satellite]

Oh, that is pathetic. Those floors are fully visible and look clean and polished. Nice try, dumbasses.

[GoldenFleece]

Heidi calls the cops on her mom.

[smitten]

I believe they could let it get that messy, before their maid comes anyway. They don't seem like the type to pick up after themselves at all.

[Yossarian]

I bet the next phase in the Speidi staged drama is an oxycontin addiction.

[discoprincess]

Bringing this over from David Boreanaz's thread:

May 13, 2010 19:20:23 GMT -4 @ds1 said:

OMMV but I really dislike the need the general public has to demonise these women. To me, it's just an extension of the way marriage is viewed as just the most important thing in the world, so if you mess with one, you must be the devil.

It seems Uchitel has been involved with multiple married men.

She seems to be a groupie of sorts for rich married men.

I don't get this. She reportedly came from a family of new money and she had a career, so it doesn't appear as if she is doing it for the money. Surely she has other things going for her other than being a mistress to the stars. (I'm sure that there are famous noncommittal bachelors whom she could have enticed-like a George Clooney.) It seems as if after 9/11 she lost her mind!

ETA: Speidi's mess is just that-a simple mess. The hovel of someone with a real hoarder is often much, much worse.

[margojata]

I'm starting to think that Heidi and Douchebag are both insane. I thought it was all a gag until Heidi screwed up her face... that's not funny AT ALL. And now Spencer is running around carrying big crystals and calling the cops .. what the hell is wrong with these people? I think he's dangerous. Like .. he'll go to ANY lengths to get attention.

[SweetOblivion]

I definitely get a Paul Snider/Dorothy Stratten vibe from those two. Spencer is going to snap one of these days and go from douche to unstable.

[Witchie]

Those twats are upping the insanity because the Hills is ending soon. They know their 15 mins will be up once they don't have that show.

[Babycakes]

May 14, 2010 11:29:16 GMT -4 Witchie said:

Those twats are upping the insanity because the Hills is ending soon. They know their 15 mins will be up once they don't have that show.

Not that they were all that high, but the only place to go is down. And I completely agree with SweetOblivion. Spencer is looking manic these days, and not in the pretend for the cameras way he usually does, but in the "what the hell can I do to keep these cameras around?" I really think the "fame" has fried his brain. His meal-ticket is almost up, he's married to a Frankenstein's monster that he doesn't love, and he desperate to keep the money and attention flowing in. With no discernible talent between them, and a strained relationship with MTV (Heidi's harassment accusations), I could see Spencer bottoming out on pills/booze/coke and killing himself and Heidi. That way they'll always be remembered.

[Yossarian]

Rachel Uchitel is keeping it klassy in a skank war[/color] with another of Tiger's mistresses:

TIGER Woods once texted on his mobile that he wanted to choke, spank and pummel one of his 121 mistresses Joslyn James.

Another of the 121 mistresses, Rachel Uchitel may want to do the same, albeit in a slightly different way.

Rachel, who has resurfaced in the headlines for an affair with TV actor David Boreanaz, accused Joslyn, a porn actress, of using her exploits with Tiger to become a celebrity.

James responded calling Uchitel a hypocritical liar.

"I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger. Oh yeah, that's right. She got paid by Tiger to keep her mouth shut, but David Boreanaz apparently won't pay her, so she is in the press everyday this week to speak out about it because she needs to defend herself."

"Against what? Oh yeah ... against the (Boreanaz) texts (Rachel) leaked … Rachel, hope you get your reality show. I'm sure the men will be lining up to be with you."

James' attack did not end there.
"I find it funny that she says she was "well known" before Tiger," she added. "I never heard of her before that. I was an actress and a dancer ... I gave that up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, and merely went back to what I was doing."

The return to her porn days she's her star in a Tiger Woods-themed porno based on her time as his mistress.