Famewhores Who Shall Not Be Named

[Auroranorth]

Apr 22, 2010 20:55:44 GMT -4 Freelance Exorcist said:

I would add Bai Ling, but she's having so much fun being batshit insane, and I don't want to ruin it for her. As far as famewhores go, she's one of the harmless ones. In fact, when I see some of the loathsome slugs who are famous for being famous these days, I miss the days of Ling showing up at some store opening wearing a Kleenex and talking about her seven personalities.

This, plus the fun I get of looking at the Fug Girls comments about her. She's harmlessly loopy.

[vadafaith]

Any Brits here? Can you tell me what's become of Jodie Marsh? She's vanished from the tabs.

Did Jordan eat (and then regurgitate) her?

Her "autobiography" Keeping It Real is an unintentionally hilarious piece of famewhoring. Well, hilarious and EEEWWWWWWW at the same time.

[tszuj]

Last thing I remember was her doing a reality show to find a husband, then saying she was really a lesbian. Apparently she's a bodybuilder now, and changed her mind about the whole being a lesbian thing.

[vadafaith]

Thanks. That lesbian/not thing is going around. Will Kate Gosslin [don't know how to spell her name/don't care] and Bombshell McGee hook up next?

[bklynred]

I saw what I thought were real court documents re: Kim K's divorce on the Huffington Post. Is that still slander, or is it ok because the records are public? I have no idea, but it just was bonkers: the abuse accounting, and then both parties' signatures agreeing to it all at the end (agreeing to the account, the divorce or both, I'm not sure). I didn't even know she was married (I really, really don't follow this family except for accidental coverage). My first reaction was that it was strangely timed with all her recent whining about being forced into nude photo shoots. Not that I don't believe her...it's just a very odd coincidence.

I kinda want someone to run an intervention on Kate Gosselin. She's not a people person to be sure, but I have a feeling she's not gonna turn out well when Hollywood finally spits her out. Unless it's her master plan to get as much cash as possible and then live in seclusion with her kids, she's handling this all wrong.

[gitsie007]

Kate Gosselin is such a whiner and all around unpleasant person. She is cold, cold, cold. Brrrr... no wonder her idiot husband left. That does not leave Jon off the hook since he is as bad as Kate with famewhoring..

[nowyouseeme]

I remember when fame was based on talent, not your willingness to turn yourself into a walking freak show by having 18 or 8 kids, acting crazy and fighting people (Jersey Shore), etc etc. If only Van Gogh lived today, he'd be so famous cause he'd have been given a reality show after he cut off his ear!

[Babycakes]

I've never watched one second of The Hills, but I know the names of 90% of the people on the show. I even know about Audrina and her "ceiling eyes". Therefore, this parody slayed me.

[bklynred]

Ceiling eyes! And Heidi's transformation...funny stuff. "I think I'm dating him..."

[Babycakes]

Coco, Kardashians, J.Lo, you're all on notice--a classic famewhore appears, and her camel toe is hungry...for attention.