Celebrity Dumb Quotes II: Dumb and Dumber

[Auroranorth]

Well, given that he's doing the Jack Ryan show, it's not surprising. But yeesh, dude. NO.

[chonies]

It's not called Chronically Interfering Agency for nothing.

[scarlet]

This could also go in the Stars I Don't Like thread, but since this is a particular something he said, I'll put it here.

Channing Tatum "defended" his girlfriend Jesse J from a comment on a pic of them on his IG account where the person said his ex-wife, Jenna Dewan, "looked better with you." This was his response:

“I don’t usually address s— like this. But you seem as good of a terrible happy people hating thoughtless person as any of them. Why don’t you seriously think abut what you’re doing. It’s hurtful and I ain’t about it.”

“If you can’t not be a horrible hateful person on my page and support the infinite and untouchable beauty and woman that Jess is… please kindly get TF out of here. No one wants you here. Especially me.”

“And ain’t nobody more stunning and beautiful to look at but even more as a human than Jess. And yeah that includes my ex. Sorry about your opinion. But what I said is facts. Just facts. Ok bye be careful with your actions it’s what you create for yourself.”

So, ignoring the horrible sentence structure and grammatical errors, why the hell drag your ex, with whom you have a child? The person didn't even say Jenna was prettier than Jesse (narrator: she is), just that they liked him better with her, which, is he new? That's nothing out of the ordinary in celeb culture.

But, wait, there's more. Then he followed up with this, seeming to suddenly realize he stuck his foot in his mouth:

"And just to be super clear for the other people that love to turn shit around. Jenna is beautiful and amazing in her own right. But no and I mean no is more beautiful or better than anyone else.”

Yeah, no one has to "turn shit around," as that's exactly what he said. What a moron.

[Ginger]

Vanessa Hudgens has decided to be the first celebrity to reveal that she really doesn't care about people dying if it means she has to adjust her lifestyle until July:

"Um, yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of bulls—, I'm sorry," said the Spring Breakers star. "It's a virus, I get it, I respect* it, but at the same time, even if everybody gets it, like, yeah, people are going to die, which is terrible, but like… inevitable? I dunno, maybe I shouldn't be doing this right now."

Taken out of context, sorry if you were offended, etc.

[Auroranorth]

I've just been waiting for a celebrity to show their ass about this. I'm only surprised it wasn't Bieber.

[emersende]

She's got company. Coronavirus: Evangeline Lilly Won’t Self-quarantine, Despite Living with Cancer-stricken Father

Responding to disappointed comments and criticisms on her post, Lilly downplayed the severity of the outbreak, calling the virus a “respiratory flu” and saying the government has gone too far in its efforts to curb the virus’s spread. The actress says it all “feels a lot too close to Marshall Law [sic] for my comfort.”

“Let’s be vigilant right now,” she wrote. “...keeping a close eye on our leaders, making sure they don’t abuse this moment to steal away more freedoms and grab more power.” In another comment, she wrote, “There’s ‘something’ every election year.”

Lilly also revealed that she’s living with her father, who has stage 4 leukemia. Cancer patients are among the most vulnerable to COVID-19, due to their weakened immune systems.

“I am also immune compromised at the moment,” Lilly wrote. “I have two young kids. Some people value their lives over freedom, some people value freedom over their lives. We all make our choices.”

[Ginger]

Evangeline Lilly, upping the ante! She's always been obnoxious, so this is on brand for her.

[Auroranorth]

Well, it's not like we didn't know she's a twit.

[gremlin45]

“I am also immune compromised at the moment,” Lilly wrote. “I have two young kids."

How does that make her immunocompromised?

[MrsOldManBalls]

I would assume she’s referring to how little kids are germ factories who bring everything home?