Celebrity Dumb Quotes II: Dumb and Dumber

[batmom]

With a little thought, she could have phrased a similar sentiment that was much less offensive and more accessible; that is that it's possible to exercise with your children around (there are oodles of stroller fit, mom and baby yoga classes around.) But what she said was both shaming and made clear the advantages that she has that most don't. And if she intended to encourage new moms to work out, it has had the opposite effect.

[eclair]

I guess people can work out at home (I watch Leverage and In Plain Sight on On Demand and ride the exercycle), but unless the two hours includes travel time, changing clothes and showering it's more than two hours. Or less than a two hour workout.

[Deleted]

Oh, Gwyneth. Yeah she's from another planet!

I liked the Fug Girls latest take on her:

"and then just add a dash of $500 Himalayan sea salt! I get mine in Tibet, but I imagine you could find some at this adorable little rare spices store in Paris as well, which is far more convenient!"

[spinsterliz]

Whitney Port in USWeekly:

I'm a loner and I'm totally fine with it.

Isn't the whole premise of her (supposedly real) show about how she is always out with her friends, making big appearances, guest-starring on other shows, going to clubs, etc?

I have major social issues due to health problems and being over-protected by doctors/family, and it really insults me that someone who is always going out with a big group of friends would insist she's a loner. She doesn't even know what a loner is. If she did, she wouldn't be giggling about it to a magazine.

She is very phony.

[sueli]

Jul 15, 2010 0:07:15 GMT -4 @jtalia said:

Oh, Gwyneth. Yeah she's from another planet!

I liked the Fug Girls latest take on her:

"and then just add a dash of $500 Himalayan sea salt! I get mine in Tibet, but I imagine you could find some at this adorable little rare spices store in Paris as well, which is far more convenient!"

OMG, is that an actual quote from her? That's hilarious!

[Babycakes]

Time for a time-out Taylor Momsen:

Taylor Glasby from Disorder Magazine (via Styleite) asked Taylor if she's dating anybody. She writes this about (16 year old) Taylor's answer to her question:


"She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator."

It's official. At 31 I have officially become a prude. I know she fancies herself a rockstar, and dresses like a whore for her stage persona, but I think there is something seriously effed up with a 16 year old being burnt out on dudes, and is jamming with her rabbit. I need a nap y'all.

[HotLips]

I can't decide if I hate Momsen or pity her. It seems like she's one of those messed up child stars who never got to be a kid. That's sad. But then she says something stupid and obnoxious like, "I'm not thinking about Haiti, I'm more into my new CD that's coming out" and I want to slap her.

What's the situation with her parents? Is her mom a Dina Lohan type?

I agree with you Babycakes, 16 is too young for a vibrator. It shouldn't even be necessary at that age. Save your money, use your fingers.

[danadel]

The next line of that article seemed to imply that Taylor was trying to shock the interviewer though.

[Freelance Exorcist]

I think Momsen is just one of those teenagers that just says things like that because she thinks it makes her look badass. She's like Avril Lavigne's Mini Me.

[jettrink]

I don't even know if this is so much a dumb quote or just a fucking hysterical quote. I just can't stop laughing.

From the psychotic mind of one Spencer Pratt talking about being an artist:

"I'm an artist now. I have an easel and everything.

He has an easel and everything!!!!!! Seriously...I can't stop laughing. Maybe I'm just easily amused.