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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2012 15:42:36 GMT -4
Aw, look at Kate trying to do celebrity speak with her hairstylist (who is clearly trying to hit her up for more money after hearing she might have a show).
It is so commonplace for news about me to get the whole world talking. So blasé. Double smooch, daaaahling.
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Post by margojata on Jul 27, 2012 21:38:12 GMT -4
Good to see that she hasn't reflected on life one iota during this time off to maybe find some self-awareness.
Ohhh, sigh! People are still so interested in me! Ho hum, what losers!
Hey, babe? Ya kinda WANT people to be into you, you know? Even when they love to hate you (which I apparently do), you still have to make them watch.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 10:27:21 GMT -4
Gee, I wonder why the kids miss the show so much and talk about it daily? Is she for real? Surely she must be lying or exaggerating. I can't imagine kids watching themselves on what are essentially home movies everyday. Is she trying to raise a bunch of narcissists?
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Post by margojata on Jul 28, 2012 10:35:48 GMT -4
I think she's just trying to constantly keep the fans interested. Get a new show, sell DVDs of these fantastic memories that the kids just CANNOT stop watching (I bet Mady is thrilled to see herself lose her shit over and over again). So she sets up these fake conversations about how they're all sitting around the TV crying about the past. At least I hope so.
Heh, not chosen for DWTS. Even though she despised everything about it, I bet she was begging to get back on camera and get some cash.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 11:09:46 GMT -4
When a fan asked about it on Twitter Kate said she was glad they didn't call because she would be up against a bunch of finalists or some such nonsense. As if being on DWTS would have anything to do with dancing in her mind. Kate is quite the twittering liar. You know if DWTS did call and ask her on the show she'd be like Bette Midler in Down and Out in Beverly Hills and be heard shrieking from all corners of the state of PA.
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Post by thneed on Jul 28, 2012 23:39:08 GMT -4
Could she be any more transparent? If they asked her back she'd probably try to swing a reality show out of her training for it, complete with segments of her kids learning to dance and what they think of mommy's dresses.
Could you imagine if they did do a Bachelorette-type show with her? Would they try to make it like a fairytale, the way they did with the early seasons of The Bachelor? Or would they embrace how trashy it is, like with the current seasons of The Bachelor?
And I really, really, REALLY, hope she doesn't keep the kids obsessed with when they were on TV, like some demented cross between Gloria Swanson and the moms on Toddlers and Tiaras. That is so damaging. Especially while she's burning through their money while trying to keep herself relevant. I really hope she doesn't try to make one of them a teen star.
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Post by LurkerNan on Jul 29, 2012 18:36:30 GMT -4
They should assign each kid a driver and make them go out and find what they think is a suitable mate for their mom. Then all the men they gathered could perform a variety of tasks the kids set forth as daddy-type skills, with the ultimate win being a date with Kate. They could call it "The Courtship of Kate".
It doesn't have to be seriously done, it could be comedic just to see what kinds of slobs the kids bring home. I'd watch it.
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Post by SweetOblivion on Jul 29, 2012 18:52:15 GMT -4
They should assign each kid a driver and make them go out and find what they think is a suitable mate for their mom. Then all the men they gathered could perform a variety of tasks the kids set forth as daddy-type skills, with the ultimate win being a dtae with Kate. They could call it "The Courtship of Kate". It doesn't have to be seriously done, it could be comedic just to see what kinds of slobs the kids bring home. I'd watch it. I'm all for that, because you know at least one of them will come home with Jon. |
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Post by margojata on Jul 31, 2012 11:54:18 GMT -4
Oh good, look .. Kate is going to help us save money again! Regular old struggling to make a living Kate. Let's listen..
Umm, alright. So what do those of us without a thousand kids do for "used" bathing suits? Should we also go out and buy used bras and underpants?
I wonder what it costs to switch the filtration system of our expensive in-ground pools? Let me go put on someone else's bathing suit and think it over.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2012 14:47:55 GMT -4
Here are a couple more tips.
How amazing that the water temperature stays warm in the summer months without a heater. It's totally worthy of an exclamation point! I have a crazy idea for cost-cutting -- don't open the pool until it's hot out. That way the kids won't be bored with it by the middle of July. But what to do in late May/early June you ask? Well, here's another cost-cutter -- take the kids to the park, which (contrary to Kate's belief) is free.
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