George Michael

[madrugada]

It's such a waste of talent. I had to admit I giggled through that article too, mutagen. Mostly because it was funny but also because it's so sad. An old homeless guy in the park? So sad.

What a waste.

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On a different note: Itunes has all of Ladies and Gentleman, except for the 1st song: Jesus to a Child. Why would that be- that is the one I want!

Yeah, I know he is Creepy, but he made great 80s pop.

[nadia]

I like the caption under one of the pics on the right: "GAY VAN MAN"

[jaghetersimon]

I'm not hating on cruising, because it's his right, but I hope he uses protection. He does seem like a total mess, though.

He's so talented. Oh wait, did the paparazzi follow him to the park?

[laurel]

littleediebeale said:

^I'm going to guess his "secret" is that he's gay and cruises the park and never gets any takers—except for GM.

I was thinking the secret was something sexual they did. Like, the Van Guy was fingering him or something? Sorry if I'm being too vulgar on the Celeb boards, eek

[jaghetersimon]

Um, that's what I was thinking too. He was into something that most people aren't.

[Yossarian]

laurel said:

littleediebeale said:

^I'm going to guess his "secret" is that he's gay and cruises the park and never gets any takers—except for GM.

I was thinking the secret was something sexual they did. Like, the Van Guy was fingering him or something? Sorry if I'm being too vulgar on the Celeb boards, eek

Um, my mind went a step further. I was thinking that George likes to be the, ahem, catcher.

Moving right along, George's partner is quite good looking - in a Ken doll, porn star way - so you have to kind of wonder if the thrill of outdoor dangerous sex is that great that you'd leave hot boyfriend at home to romp with skeevy homeless guy?

[nadia]

I don't think "catching" is much of a scandalous secret for gay men. Unless you're referring to something completely different than I'm thinking.

I got from Homeless Gay Van Man that the secret was something like golden showers or equally squicky. Maybe salad tossing.

[Yossarian]

nadia said:

I don't think "catching" is much of a scandalous secret for gay men. Unless you're referring to something completely different than I'm thinking.

No, catching is not "scandalous." But it's also not as common as hetero people tend to think - especially in the context of a random hookup in a park. Whatever George likes, he sure seemed to have made skeevy dude's day!

[nadia]

Oh, I know, it's just the way skeevy dude talked about his secret made it sound way dirtier than anal sex.