Tori Spelling

[spinsterliz]

I can't see the video but I would assume it's basically, "I'm Tori Spelling and I'm going shopping. Now I'm putting a tutu on my dog. Now I'm shopping again. Now I'm shopping for my dog. Now I'm getting more plastic surgery and then I'll put another dress on my dog. By the way, I did not get famous through nepotism, for real. Hey [nasty boyfriend who left his wife], let's go put more clothes on my dog."

Because from what I hear of her she doesn't do much else.

[shawnalanne]

That is the saddest most pathetic thing I've ever seen and I am a fan of Flavor Flav's "Flavor of Love". In the video she's singing that she's just a regular girl, not a princess, out to prove she has talent, with a maid in the background. Poking fun at herself which would be cool if she had talent, but she doesn't.

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Tori's fiance got a little art work done. Classy. (Scroll down slightly)

[hobocamp]

Ooh, that's practical. After their two-month marriage, he can change it to "truely, madly, deeply SORRY."

[madrugada]

hobocamp said:

Ooh, that's practical. After their two-month marriage, he can change it to "truely, madly, deeply SORRY."

Ah rats. I saw this thread - with 12 pages! - and I was hoping she'd gotten arrested or something interesting.

[spinsterliz]

Whoa, that tattoo of Tori has some majorly huge breasts. Even Tori's aren't that huge and fake-looking in real life.

He should have tattooed on a dollar sign instead. We all know that's what he's after anyways. Why else would someone ditch his wife and children for someone like Tori Spelling? What a dirtball.

[shawnalanne]

spinsterliz said:

Whoa, that tattoo of Tori has some majorly huge breasts. Even Tori's aren't that huge and fake-looking in real life.

He should have tattooed on a dollar sign instead. We all know that's what he's after anyways. Why else would someone ditch his wife and children for someone like Tori Spelling? What a dirtball.

I've seen pictures of his ex-wife and I think facially and body type they are very similar. Maybe he genuinly likes her? Maybe he had a crush on her for years, married his wife who like like Tori, then had the chance with Tori and took it? She's vapid but seems sweet in her entitled way.

[lefty]

Ugh, that tattoo. Maybe he thought it would score him some points w/ old man Spelling? Who knows, AS may throw an extra million into the prenup because of that homage to his darling daughter.

[Hamatron]

Ug, that tattoo is so tacky. I have yet to see a portrait tattoo that isn't wrong on some level or another. And why all the boobage? If they have kids you don't want your kids seeing that shit when you're carrying them around. Oh, and I haven't looked at Tori's boobs in awhile, but back when she was on 90210 she basically had implants that looked like tube socks with an orange in them stapled to her chest. Judging from the pics posted above that's still how she's wearing them.

[spinsterliz]

shawnalanne said:

Maybe he genuinly likes her?

Could be. I just really hate her and can't think of anything reedemable about her other than the fact her family has money. I remember reading a story about her years back (in her 90210 days) about how a limo driver criticized her for something and she started screaming about how dare he talk to her like that because "he's ONLY a limo driver!" Pfft. Yes, Tori, and you're only an ugly chick who got lucky in Hollywood because daddy's a producer.

But even if Dean really is in love with Tori for her personality, he's still a dirtball for ditching his wife and children like that.