Tori Spelling

[dwanollah]

I read a transcript of a chat she did from her website right after she got engaged, and it was like she was trying to scrape up some sad validation from the 12 squeeing chilluns chatting with her... ignoring questions that weren't wedding-related, and posting "Want to see my ring?" "Want to hear about how he proposed?"

I don't know if the Sassy interview is online or not... I'll hafta scout around. It's from the first year of college for the Hillsters, so... 92?

[Oxynia]

I think it was in People...she was the Gatsby bride with a long straight dress and a 20s sort of looking veil. I thought it was very tasteful.

I agree, I thought her wedding dress was really beautiful but then again I'm a sucker for 20s/art deco style. The platinum hair was a big boo boo, though. It completely washed her out.

[pinkdog]

[small, small voice] They went to college in 1993.

I had no idea so many people still had things to say about Madam Horseface! And how in the world can you have so much surgery and still look like her? I almost feel bad for her: all the money in the world but no talent and everybody things she's a hag. Sigh.

[Yossarian]

I read an article with her in In Style where they'd call her randomly during the week to see what she was doing, and I actually thought it was kind of sad. She'd be, "I'm at this dog park with my dog Mimi Larue because it's cooler than the dog park across town" or "I'm taking roller skating lessons because that's supposed to be really trendy right now" or "I bought a pair of pink shoes because pink is supposed to be big next season". Her life was totally dictated by fads, no substance whatsoever.

I remember that too! I also thought it was really sad because she only seemed to be hanging out with her dog or with her personal trainer. In contrast, when InStyle did that phone thing with Toni Collette she was always with her friends or her husband and she just seemed so normal and happy.

I actually kind of feel sorry for Tori, in the same way that I have an element of sympathy for Britney. Yes, 99.99% of the world would kill for all the advantages they have had. But, their whole lives they have been surrounded by people that only think that happiness comes through wealth and fame. Neither are bright to realize how false that is and neither has the raw talent to actually attain the kind of success they crave so they are both pretty much doomed to search for happiness in the wrong places.

[borborygmus]

pinkdog said:

And how in the world can you have so much surgery and still look like her?

Her daddy's rich, and her ma ain't good lookin'. Actually, her daddy looks like Gollum, and her ma... even post-plastic-surgery she's pretty hideous looking her own self.

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She dresses up her dogs in his n' hers sailer suits, according to InStyle. I think she may be insane. Also, she has cow eyes and a horse face.

[Hamatron]

She used to have her Dad's nose, which didn't look so great on her so her current one is actually a bit of an improvement... though yeah, she's not hot. In fact, I think she could join the man-woman club.

She sort of looks like Fergie from Black Eyed Peas here (also of the man-woman club)

Mantastic! The angle of her head hides the adam's apple.

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Great. I'm not the only person in the world that thinks that Tori Spelling looks like an bad, ugly transexual.

And now I'll be moving along. Although I have to say can't fault her too much for turning out so fug. I mean look at her dad! She never stood a chance of being one of the pretty girls now did she?

[dnt]

Ugh. I never thought I'd find myself defending Tori Spelling's looks, but she really wasn't that bad. Perhaps "cute" is overstating things, but it's not like her fugliness would make you look twice in a crowd.

Unlike later seasons of 90210.

[spiderwyman]

Am I supposed to understand that all these horrible-sounding films she's done were ratings hits when they were first aired?
Or are they constantly being reran because Daddy owns those cable channels or something?