90 Day Fiance

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Okay, who is watching Before the 90 Days? I am absolutely disgusted by Baby Gurl Lisa and Big Ed. Lisa is just total trash. Usman could not be more obviously using her; I’m sure he vomits in his mouth when he has to touch her. I felt sorry for Ed when this season began... he seemed quirky and I figured he’d probably been made fun of a lot for his short stature (4’11”!) and no-neck condition. But damn, he’s been such a pussy in the Philippines and shown no interest whatsoever in learning about Rose as a person or her family/culture. I don’t guess there are really any couples I’m rooting for in this batch. The most enjoyable part for me is watching Pillow Talk after the show and hearing everyone roast these people.

[chonies]

Seriously, every couple this season is doomed. Lisa is terrible, Ed is terrible, David is an idiot, Stephanie is terrible, Yolanda is an idiot, Ash is terrible. Not sure if I'm missing anyone, but the current line up of as Pillow Talk is perfect.

But I think Geoffrey is the actual worst.

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Apr 19, 2020 23:10:50 GMT -4 chonies said:

Seriously, every couple this season is doomed. Lisa is terrible, Ed is terrible, David is an idiot, Stephanie is terrible, Yolanda is an idiot, Ash is terrible. Not sure if I'm missing anyone, but the current line up of as Pillow Talk is perfect.

But I think Geoffrey is the actual worst.

Yes, you’re right. Geoffrey is pretty bad.

I find Ash so annoying with his crazy eyes and manipulative way of speaking (because he’s trying to use his relationship coach bullshit on Avery).

I never really liked Molly during all her escapades with Luis, but damn if Pillow Talk doesn’t make me want to hang around and drink with her and her friend. They have my favorite commentary. And I think Annie and David are actually pretty cute together now, which is funny because I used to be so creeped out by David.
I also like Loren and Alexei... I somehow missed their storyline on the show(s), so please don’t tell me if they were awful! I saw on some site that they just had their baby boy.

I feel bad for Yolanda. I don’t think she’s a stupid woman, she just has horrendous judgment in this situation. I think she really knows the truth about Williams but just doesn’t want to face it.

[Mutagen]

Loren and Alexei were fine during their seasons. I think the "worst" thing that can be said is that they were too normal and functional for reality TV. Their last season was kind of trying to make drama out of nothing. I like them a lot on Pillow Talk. Same thing goes for Kalani and Asuelu, although they don't seem to pop up as much. I think she's really funny.

As for the main cast this season. Reddit had a poll for the worst couple and it was genuinely difficult to choose. I ultimately had to pick Geoffrey because of his real world criminal record, but Lisa and Ed would have been clear winners in past seasons. All three of them are cases where I fully endorse the foreign spouse just scamming them for a green card and bouncing at the first opportunity.

I don't like the catfish type storylines, especially having two in one season. I want couple drama!

[chonies]

Question: Where is Ash from? His accent sounds northern European. I can't stand him and his gross relationship seminar.

[Oxynia]

I think he's from Mauritius, then moved to Australia for university.

I wanted to punch him in the face tonight. Repeatedly.

[chonies]

You clearly need to be more mindful and actualize your female energy hormones, Oxynia. What a smug, punchable creep.

Thanks for the Mauritius tip--that makes a ton of sense.

[Oxynia]

Sorry, I was busy re-decorating my nothing box so didn't have space to actualize my mindful feminine.

Seriously, these women deserve a full refund plus punitive damages.

[Mutagen]

The Pillow Talk crew went OFF on his seminar, it almost made the whole thing worth it.

[chonies]

Oh man, I am so sorry I missed Pillow Talk.