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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2005 9:57:21 GMT -4
The one fat joke of hers I recall about Liz Taylor was something about, "When she got her ears pierced, gravy poured out of the holes." She was really going after her for awhile. I have no idea what the motivation was, except maybe pure malice. I really believe she's a completely f**ed up person emotionally and is compelled to tear down women classier or more beautiful than her (not that those are hard to find).
Plus, didn't she for awhile keep making snide comments about Gillian Anderson's breasts? It was this really neurotic obsession.
And I can't stand that hyperventilating laugh of hers. She always sounds like she's on the verge of a medical emergency.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2005 11:37:31 GMT -4
If I were Principal, I would have filed a lawsuit for harassment for that. Jesus, what a nasty piece of work.
Even as wacko as Taylor is, she STILL looks a million years better than Joan ever will.
Let's face it-would you rather be fat and look like Elizabeth Taylor, or skinny and look like Joan Rivers? I'd go with the former.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 25, 2005 18:01:15 GMT -4
She has some kind of feud going on with Gillian Anderson. I think she interviewed her once and it didn't go well (she misinterpreted something Gillian said as bitchy), and ever since, she has made fun of everything Gillian wears, her personality, her demeanor, everything.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2005 0:54:36 GMT -4
The one fat joke of hers I recall about Liz Taylor was something about, "When she got her ears pierced, gravy poured out of the holes." And don't forget "Elizabeth Taylor has more Chins than the Chinese phone book".
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Post by shopper on Oct 26, 2005 5:45:57 GMT -4
I remember when Joan Rivers said that Liz Taylor's thighs were going condo.
I also remember reading about Joan interviewing Victoria Principal on either her talk show or when she was sitting in for Johnny Carson (I can't remember when exactly) and asking Victoria how old she was - Victoria claimed to be 32 and Joan laughed out loud. Then Joan asked to see the ring that Gibb had given her - Joan proceeded to talk about how chintzy looking it was and how cheap her younger boyfriend was.
I think Victoria walked off, but I know that she never spoke to Joan again - and that's a long time ago.
BTW, Victoria has been lying about her age for many years. She was actually born in Japan in 1947 but she later changed the date to 1952.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2005 8:58:35 GMT -4
That and this clip I've seen a few times where she's interviewing Hugh Grant on the red carpet and then she looks at Liz Hurley and asks if she's an actress too. Hurley had just gotten that bajillion dollar Estee Lauder contract and everyone knew who she was. Grant even tells Rivers that "she should know Elizabeth. She's the new face of Estee Lauder."
I think her fat jokes just aren't funny. Yeah, Liz Taylor is fat, but she broke her back when she was a kid and has had two hip replacements. You can't exactly run the damn marathon after that.
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Post by jaghetersimon on Oct 26, 2005 10:46:51 GMT -4
HA!! I love Joan.
That's fucking hysterical. This thread is just reinforcing my Joan love!
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Post by swanflake on Nov 13, 2005 13:26:41 GMT -4
Here's a hilarious (well at least I think it is) interview with Ms. Rivers. And the other day I was at her official website looking at some of her jokes and I was particularly tickled by this one:
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Post by redpanda on Nov 13, 2005 15:27:19 GMT -4
I love how gays have one hive mind, like the borg
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Post by may2 on Nov 13, 2005 16:07:56 GMT -4
Joan and Melissa are going to be working the red carpet at the Country Music Association awards on Tuesday. You know Joan is going to be out of her element there. I did read this morning that Mesissa has been dating Ira Dean of One Trick Pony for the past year. I find that hard to imagine.
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