Vincent Gallo

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I think I've mentioned this before, maybe...but I have actually known several girls who've dated Vincent. Mind boggling. They were all similar, too: Beautiful party girls who thought they were sooo indie and deep. Never met the guy. I think I'd get the willies.

Barf.

[Auroranorth]

jane said:

My family is Jewish and none of us are remotely connected to the entertainment industry. Clearly, we belong to another department of the Giant Jewish World-Controlling Conspiracy, thus making me unworthy of the honor of carrying Vincent Gallo's spawn. I don't think I can live anymore.

I have one word for us: lucky.

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I've asked before, I'll ask again: what the hell did PJ Harvey see in this turdbag? I mean, she actually dedicated one of her albums to him, didn't she? And some of her songs are supposed to be about him, right? Urgh!

He drugged her and brainwashed her. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Stupid fucking Gallo, dirtying up my beloved PJ.

[girlnamedcarl]

I want to give whoever made that jack-o-lantern a big ol' cookie. That was fantastic!

Topic: Gallo is the pilonidal cyst of humanity.

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girlnamedcarl said:

Topic: Gallo is the pilonidal cyst of humanity.

BWAAAAAHHHH!! Perfect!

ETA: I like his eyes too. That is all...

[shriekingeel]

With anyone else, this would only be merely creepy.

[thecupcakekid]

"With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

There are so many things wrong with that quote.

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"With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

That is awesome and so so creepy at the same time. Is he for real?

[wilbert]

Please let this guy get arrested for statutory rape and go to prison. this is just gross.

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Oh my stars. I hope that girl notices how repellent he is quickly. How on earth can he qualify for "keeper" status for anyone?