Eddie Van Halen

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Alcohol will eff you up. Thorwing up and passing out gets in the way of a regular program of dental hygiene. Most boozers have scary-bad nutrition since they prefer to drink every meal straight from the Jim Beam bottle. I know a guy who died recently at age 45 from booze; he looked 65. Eddie's looking the same way.

Valerie Bertinelli, you poor thing. Thank gosh you got out.

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He and Valerie used to look like twins when they first married. They had the same rock and roll hairstyle layered at the crown for height. And the same dough-nose.

I hope she doesn't look like him now. Maybe the divorce saved her from that fate.