Sean Bean

[HarpofLorien]

neurochick said:

mutagen said:

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone. I feel about Sharpe's Rifles the way many men feel about Bring It On.

I'm sorry I needed to bump up this thread again because this quote needs to be repeated.

I'll help too although I also think of Viggo Mortensen in the same way (especially after A History of Violence).

[Neurochick]

mutagen said:

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone. I feel about Sharpe's Rifles the way many men feel about Bring It On.

I just wanted to tell you that I really must have this quote framed. ;D

[kafka]

mutagen said:

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone.

I want to put this on a t-shirt and wear it 24/7.

[Mutagen]

What can I say, Sean just inspires me! LOL!

[indygirl]

kafka said:

mutagen said:

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone.

I want to put this on a t-shirt and wear it 24/7.

huntergrayson just posted links to some pics in the Celebrity Endowments thread that you would certainly enjoy!

[kafka]

Indygirl, I saw that and, as expected, drooled all over the place. I almost posted it here but thought Huntergrayson might feel I was stealing his thunder.

Oh, what the heck, here's the link, with all credit due to the wonderful King of Celebrity Penises:
"Speaking of Seans - it's Mr. Bean "

I have to say, I don't think these are the best pictures ever taken of My Sean and I think his body has become much more buff since then, especially in the Sharpe's Rifles series, but nekkid is nekkid.

[Neurochick]

kafka said:

Indygirl, I saw that and, as expected, drooled all over the place. I almost posted it here but thought Huntergrayson might feel I was stealing his thunder.

Oh, what the heck, here's the link, with all credit due to the wonderful King of Celebrity Penises:
"Speaking of Seans - it's Mr. Bean "

I have to say, I don't think these are the best pictures ever taken of My Sean and I think his body has become much more buff since then, especially in the Sharpe's Rifles series, but nekkid is nekkid.

Those are from Lady Chatterly's Lover...my, my my...if I'd seen that movie when I read the book, my 14 year old brain would not have been able to handle it.

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone.

I've love this on a tee shirt too, as well as a pair of undies. I think Victoria's Secret should put this on one of their teddies and/or their briefs.

[kafka]

Two news items on him. First, Contact News is reporting that Sean Bean got arrested for something. I can't find any other articles on it and ContactNews can be a bit dodgy but here's the blurb:

Screen heart-throb SEAN BEAN insists being arrested is no bad thing - because he still enjoyed a peaceful sleep in the cell. THE LORD OF THE RINGS star admits the bedroom arrangements were basic, but it didn't stop him from having the best slumber he'd had in many months. He says, "It was a long time ago. I had been a bit naughty. "You get a sheet and a plastic cushion. I got a good night's kip." Bean failed to disclose his crime.

In other news, there is a long (very long) article on an interview he recently gave to the Telegraph. I don't think the interviewer knew quite what to make of him because sometimes she seems to like him and think him down-to-earth and non-Hollywood-y, while other times she seems disappointed and thinks he's cold. I'm equally ambivalent about the interview and how he comes across, but I'm going to chalk it up to him being a non-Hollywood type.

Here are some snippets:

Sean Bean has spent much of the past eight years in Hollywood, but you wouldn't know it. If I had to give marks out of 10 for glossiness to the man sitting opposite me in a North London cafe, slurping a cup of tea while his lank, mousy fringe dangles over the cup, he might just scrape a one.

His accent remains firmly planted in his native Sheffield. His clothes - jeans and a grey sweatshirt bought in a pub for £30 - add nothing to his sex-symbol status. Nor does the way he sits with his face towards the floor - looking up to answer questions and gnawing at his nails - contribute to his glamour. He smokes red Gauloise, but that's as far as he goes in the international chic stakes. Frankly, if you were looking for a leading man, you might walk straight past Bean and hit on one of the waiters.

The disappointment wears off when you talk to him. Whatever makes him impervious to all attempts to Botox his furrowed brow into starry perfection, disdainful of the Hollywood "obsession" with the gym and oblivious to politically correct opinions about women, also makes him refreshing company. He is able to chat about his career, love life, children, food, football, fear of flying - just about anything, in fact - without giving the impression that he has cooked up the Right Answer with his agent and publicist.

when talking about the films he's been in, he exudes none of the usual luvvie slime about the privilege of working with this actor or that director. Nor does he make any attempt to talk up recent projects. He can hardly remember Flightplan, for example, which he made with Jodie Foster: "It was an in-and-out job," he says of his role as a pilot. As for North Country with Charlize Theron, he mentions only the welcome opportunity to play a "decent man".

It could be that he is so wrapped up in his own career that nothing much else impinges on him. Certainly, he gives that impression when we discuss his history of failed relationships. Aged 46, he has been divorced three times. His first marriage was to a hairdresser from his native Sheffield, the second to an actress he met at Rada, the third to Abigail Cruttenden, who played his wife in Sharpe. (Before this new series, her character conveniently ran off with another man.)

From these marriages Bean has acquired not only three daughters but a reputation for being an unreconstructed chauvinist, who expects his women to stay at home looking after children while he bread-wins around the world. The woman who presently shares the plasma screens in his Hampstead home is Georgina Sutcliffe, an actress 19 years his junior. I wonder if he is applying any lessons he has learnt. He shrugs: "I just do my work, and if things work out, they work out."

Like most actors he lives to work because, as he says: "I can't just go out into my back garden and act. I need a job." And despite the long list of credits, he explains, it hasn't always been easy. "When I first went to Hollywood, I found people would promise you things and a lot of it was bull----."

[peachesandcream]

I think he's sexy as hell and a good actor, but I'm glad I'm not his daughter or his girlfriend.

I'd be more than happy to have a one off with him though.

[madrugada]

mutagen said:

To me, Sean Bean is just pure hike-up-my-skirt-and-fuck-me-in-the-grass testosterone. I feel about Sharpe's Rifles the way many men feel about Bring It On.

Mutagen, that is a quote for the ages. So very true. Mmmmmmmm, Sean Bean. In Patriot Games, he was the hottest villain since Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber.