Danny Bonaduce

[Sunnyhorse]

There's a reason for doggy style.

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shawnalanne said:

I think she doles it out like it's the rarest shit available.

Ha! I am going to have to use that. Shawna, I love how you can switch from Mommy Mode to trash talking Danny Bonaduce and his wife. ;D

The thing is, I think he is funny and talented, he is just so damn self-destructive that he honestly does not know how to be normal. And I think he does not want to be either. Those kids are going to be massively screwed up.

[marleigh]

sunnyhorse said:

There's a reason for doggy style.

LOL!

[topher]

gee said:

After his magnificent Showbiz Tonight rant on Co$ and Rosie O'Donnell, I felt it absolutely necessary to start a DB thread so I could post his divine Britney/Lindsay/Paris Hilton/Death of Anna Nicole Smith rant on the self-righteous imbecile Glenn Beck's show last month:

Danny Bonaduce, 97.1 Free FM in Los Angeles.

Danny, I've got to tell you, you've got to be a little upset. I mean, you're king of the freak people. You've been...

DANNY BONADUCE, RADIO TALK SHOW HOST: You know what? I've got to tell you that when [Britney Spers] checked back into rehab this time that makes three, which means she is now tied with my record. She's got to go again to be...

BECK: Yes, but you stayed for a little while. I mean, you at least stayed for lunch and dinner. Didn`t you?

BONADUCE: I did -- I did at -- are you kidding me? They have a personal -- and I'm not joking. This is the exact rehab I was in. They have a personal French chef that his meals can't be beaten.

BECK: Let me ask you something, Danny. This rehab bull crap, excuse my French, which technically I don't think that is French. But it's just that.

I think this is becoming a show. I don't know if it is with her, but this is just becoming a show. Isn't it?

BONADUCE: Well, I'll tell you this in all honesty. She is, in fact, in the rehab I went to. I called a friend yesterday, and I made sure -- well, I didn't make sure. I asked. Sure enough, she's actually in my old room.

But here`s what happened. When I went there you are immediately assigned a roommate. And my roommate was a $20 million a picture movie star, and his job was to clean the toilets. And my job was to clean the kitchen floor with a toothbrush.

And then you would study and try and vent your problems and see why it is that you drank so much.

But after a while I noticed all the movie stars, I started to think, I wonder how many people here don't really drink? They just spent the 40 grand so they could meet the movie stars and network.

BECK: Holy cow! Do you think she's -- a lot of people think she's the next Anna Nicole. Do you think she is?

BONADUCE: No. I think Lindsay Lohan is.

BECK: What is this? Are we -- are we putting money down? I mean, that was awfully fast. Well, I got $50 on Lindsay Lohan.

BONADUCE: The answer to your question is yes. I have $50 on Lindsay.

BECK: Who are you betting with?

BONADUCE: My other friends at 97.1.

BECK: No, no, no. Seriously, now I know why I get out of FM Radio. Come on!

BONADUCE: I will tell you exactly how this works. This is what I truly believe from my heart and soul. I do not believe that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are troubled youths. I think they are a mutation of a disease, and it starts with patient zero, who is Paris Hilton.

And Paris Hilton also happens to be Typhoid Mary, and she's immune to her own toxins and poison but affects the people around her. She has infected Lindsay Lohan, who has infected Nicole Richie, who has infected Britney Spears. And now they're...

BECK: Wait. How do you mean...

BONADUCE: They're mutating.

BECK: How do you mean this? I mean, when you're talking about infection with Paris Hilton, you know -- anyway...

BONADUCE: What I mean is...

BECK: What do you mean? What is the infection that she's immune to?

BONADUCE: Well, what I mean is, that Paris Hilton is a very calculating young woman. Paris Hilton doesn't do things by accident. When Paris Hilton shows up late, she's fashionably late. When Lindsay Lohan shows up late, it's because she`s drunk somewhere, in my opinion.

Here's the difference. Paris Hilton is drinking it all in, and Lindsay Lohan's just drinking it all.

BECK: Britney Spears. Is there a possibility, -- and I shouldn't say it with Britney Spears. Because you know, I don't know what`s going on.

But is there a possibility that people who want to be popular are watching what's going on now with Anna Nicole Smith. I mean, geez. Danny, I mean, how many people -- Ford didn't get this kind of sendoff. Look at the attention that Anna Nicole Smith is getting, and she's created nothing of value! You know what I mean?

BONADUCE: I was -- I was called in to my boss' office. My program director, my boss, name's Jack Silver (ph). And I`m sure I'm getting in trouble for this. But he pulled me in his office, and he said you cannot be that insensitive to the death.

And I said I most certainly can, I was that insensitive to Anna Nicole when she was alive, and to change now would make me a liar.

I don't know what that woman added to society. It there are people who loved her, if you remove them from the equation, nothing dreadful has happened to the America I live in because Anna Nicole Smith passed away.

BECK: Right. But something has happened to America that is dreadful, because we are gobbling it up. Nonstop.

BONADUCE: I agree with you. I agree with you completely. Because you could say it started with Judy Garland, really. You could say that I, and Todd Bridges didn't really help.

You could say that Robert Downey Jr. had the audacity to be a junkie and a genius, therefore making it look good.

But this is the first generation that not only revels in their bad behavior, but revels in being stupid.

BECK: Yes.

BONADUCE: We, at least, wanted to try and present ourselves as best we could. This generation of celebrity sloppy drunk is reveling in all of their indignities.

BECK: OK. Danny, thanks. Always a pleasure to talk to you.

Discuss.

[ang]

I always knew Paris had a lot of infectious diseases, so hearing Bonaduces theory about her spreading the Famewhore Virus is fascinating.

Interesting interview, thanks 99.44% Pure!

[kostgard]

Heh. I like that too. I don't like Bonaduce much, but I do like his theory that Paris Hilton is the Typhoid Mary of the Skank-itis currently infecting so many young women in Hollywood.

[huntergrayson]

I was, like, 1000% convinced he was dead when the thread(s) were bumped.

Seriously, the Coffee Bean I'm at just had the Jeni thing announced on their TV's scrawl and I was reminded of the Death Rule of Three.

But after a while I noticed all the movie stars, I started to think, I wonder how many people here don't really drink? They just spent the 40 grand so they could meet the movie stars and network.

HA! My friend is trying to help me find an industry job and she keeps saying, "or you could just go to rehab and network."

Him talking shit about ANS grates on me (OMG, she was famous for a reality show! JUST LIKE YOU ARE these days, asshat!). But I am eating the Paris smackdown up with a spoon, hot fudge and extra cherries. The more people that call Parisite out on her b.s., the better.

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Gretchen filed for divorce today.

[GirlyGhoul]

Good for her. Hope she makes it stick!

[Malle Babbe]

Yeah, that's the big question: Is she going to go through with the divorce and try to put her kids in a sane environment, or is she using it to generate drama w/ Danny?