Julia Roberts

[heavenwithagun]

lovesparky said:

You can also put Billy Bob Thornton in this category if he really did cheat on AJ.

Didn't he make a comment such as banging AssLips* Jolie was like banging a couch?

*tm Preach2TheChoir

I can't find the links now (too lazy) but he did make the comment. Very soon after he kind of buried it by saying that he was so proud of Angie for being the good mother and how she loves Maddox more than life itself, and the timing had nothing to do with the fact that Brad's production company just hired him for a role, "so stop saying that" (™BobBoudelang).

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guinastasia said:

innocentone said:

I forgot about Moder Citizenship in that syrupy letter she wrote to Oprah. Classic. Thansk for reminding me of yet another reason she sickens me.

Explain, please.

Its in reference to a letter Julia wrote to Oprah after the birth of her kids. The letter is below...you may want to take some Pepto. I highlighted some of my favorite parts.

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Dear Friend,

Things here are terrific, snow is falling as I write to you. Beautiful. As you may have heard, on Nov 28th we doubled the citizenship(1) of our family, and life became more recognizable than ever before(2). Oh Oprah, the babies are amazing. The way they stare into your eyes, their exuberant smiles, how they begin each day all warm and sleepy, and smelling of promise. I suppose I never realized it before, babies aren't really born of their parents, they are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope and dream their parents ever had(3). Bliss. I can't wait to see you, and fill your arms with our Finn'(4) and Hazel. Until then just know there are two more Moders in the world who love you as much as Danny and I do. The warmest embrace from too far away.

Yours,
Julia.
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(1) She just couldn't say we had two kids. That's where the term "Moder Citizenship" came from.
(2) What?
(3) Someone at FT wrote: "No wonder the babies were so small." Classic.
(4) She actually put an apostrophe after Finn'. Because that's what most people do ya know: Bob', Rich', etc. We've all been doing it wrong.

Oh the fun we had at FT...I keep this letter handy just in case people forget what a pretentious twit she is. I really love hating her

[Yossarian]

Wow, she gives Ashley Judd a run for her money in the pretentious mis-use of the English language stakes!!

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As if I didn't hate her enough for the "A low Vera" incident. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think her misuse of words is far worse than Ashley, I'm a pretentious moron Judd's.

[indygirl]

innocentone said:

(2) What?

This reaction has me still laughing five minutes after reading it.

[raqs]

Someone HAS to tell the JJBers that not every female celebrity who is captured on film is "cute". Case in point

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Those babies are absolutely adorable. I hate to say this because the "pazzarati" are scum, but I wish they had gotten closer- the twins look identical (I know that is impossible, but they seem to even have the same expression on their faces). How sweet.

[magazinewhore]

Dude, did she cut off her hair? She looks like she fell off the set of Hook.

[ladymadonna]

Dear Friend,

Things here are terrific, snow is falling as I write to you. Beautiful. As you may have heard, on Nov 28th we doubled the citizenship(1) of our family, and life became more recognizable than ever before(2). Oh Oprah, the babies are amazing. The way they stare into your eyes, their exuberant smiles, how they begin each day all warm and sleepy, and smelling of promise. I suppose I never realized it before, babies aren't really born of their parents, they are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope and dream their parents ever had(3). Bliss. I can't wait to see you, and fill your arms with our Finn'(4) and Hazel. Until then just know there are two more Moders in the world who love you as much as Danny and I do. The warmest embrace from too far away.

Yours,
Julia.

This? ^ Has GOT to be a spoof, right? Who talks like that?

Now I'm even more mad that she's in the Dreamgirl video. I would have thought that Dave Matthews and crew were smarter than to get this twit to be in the video. *sigh*

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This? ^ Has GOT to be a spoof, right? Who talks like that?

No, no its very real. Heard it with my own ears when Oprah read the letter on her show in her typcial my good friend Julia Roberts way with the hysteric soccer mom audience oooing and aaaing.