Jesse Metcalfe

[Yossarian]

In rehab after a four day bender.

[footballerswife]

Whoa. Seriously?? Poor Nadine. I don't get why she's dating that loser, anyway. She's far too pretty for someone with eyebrows that offensive. I guess she must be in the UK right now, then?

[margojata]

"Desperate Housewives star" .. ha, does anyone even give a crap about this guy anymore? Wasn't he the season 1 only boytoy?

And I like the part about wishing everyone would give him privacy.. this is honestly the first I've heard of him in a long time.

[Yossarian]

That's what I was thinking! This must be the most publicity he's had in eighteen months.

[footballerswife]

Lately he's been getting publicity from dating Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud (mostly just in the UK, I guess). He's a tool.

[indygirl]

And how can you all be so quick to dismiss the cinematic brilliance of John Tucker Must Die?

[viridian]

I really do hope he gets better. But hearing the news about Jesse proves rehab is now as trendy as a Kitson t-shirt, right?

[indygirl]

I'd say so. And when Dustin Diamond announces that he has entered rehab for his sex/drug addiction, the trend will offically be dead.

[footballerswife]

indygirl said:

And how can you all be so quick to dismiss the cinematic brilliance of John Tucker Must Die?

My bad. And the true crowning achievement of his acting career will always be playing "Miguel" on Passions.

[puretrash]

I know his eyebrows are crazy and he has manboobs and he's probably a tool, but...I'd still totally do him.