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Post by deeconsistent on Jul 14, 2014 1:10:57 GMT -4
Hah. Well, she's richer now and has money to burn. Plus, this guy is the father of her children, as opposed to Nick, who is basically one of those "oopsie" marriages so many 20-somethings have. Might as well go big. Oh, yes. Nick and Jessica ended up having a "starter marriage" with each other. I still like to think that the marriage would have lasted longer (and Jess would have been spared from being dogged out publicly by the Jackass crew and John Mayer) if Hollywood wasn't allowed to get in the way. Ha I was reading divasahm's and tanyak's posts and thinking even though that marriage didn't last long, they both really got their moneys' worth out of it. They would both be completely forgotten if not for the marriage and subsequent reality show. They were the very z-list of that wave of fame. Meanwhile, she combined luck and smarts and ended up worth possibly in the hundreds of millions and he will probably be able to get high profile gigs at least through the next decade due to name recognition.
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esoterica
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Post by esoterica on Jul 14, 2014 1:26:04 GMT -4
Dogged put by the Jackass crew? I don't remember that! Do tell?
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Post by hamhock on Jul 14, 2014 7:56:02 GMT -4
Her dad was a giant pain in the ass during their marriage, too. He didn't like Nick.
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Post by Millis on Jul 14, 2014 8:02:18 GMT -4
OR he liked Nick a little too much:)
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CAgirl
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Post by CAgirl on Jul 14, 2014 11:29:58 GMT -4
OR he liked Nick a little too much:) I'm going with this theory! He was a jealous, creepy pa simpson!
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Post by Ladybug on Jul 14, 2014 11:56:07 GMT -4
I remember Nick alluding to Joe getting a little too friendly and touching Nick's thigh at thanksgiving. Who knows if that was true but the level of parental involvement in their marriage was not healthy. I think Joe has his boy toys to occupy him now so maybe he will leave Jessica's family alone.
Isn't Ashley marrying Diana Ross's son? I'm curious to see what kind of media attention they get, if any. Does Ashley have any career at this point?
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Post by discoprincess on Jul 14, 2014 19:09:16 GMT -4
esoterica - Bam was the main one really. Bam Margera from the Kackass crew admitted to sleeping with Jessica Simpson (when she was still married to Nick) on Howard Stern. (Why would anyone do that?) Before he admitted it publicly Bam's ex blabbed that and how Jessica supposedly got it on with Johnny Knoxville too (her Dukes of Hazzard co-star). I think Bam is a douchebag.
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Post by Hamatron on Jul 14, 2014 19:43:24 GMT -4
I think Ashlee Simpson is mostly dunzo. I mean, the cast of the Melrose Place reboot openly hate her because she was trying to pull a diva card... which was pretty sad, because her acting style was level 10 awful. I mean, when she was on Seventh Heaven, she stood out as exceptionally bad. And that is saying A LOT.
I have no idea if she'll ever return to pop music, but I get the feeling that if she did she would be really dated and awkward... kind of like what we saw with Avril Lavigne's comeback.
Oh, and yes. She is marrying Dianna Ross's son Evan. From what I understand, he is rumored to be gay... and was part of Michael Jackson's kid posse(!!??). So, um, that might not turn out so well for her.
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Post by Babycakes on Jul 14, 2014 22:28:31 GMT -4
esoterica - Bam was the main one really. Bam Margera from the Kackass crew admitted to sleeping with Jessica Simpson (when she was still married to Nick) on Howard Stern. (Why would anyone do that?) Before he admitted it publicly Bam's ex blabbed that and how Jessica supposedly got it on with Johnny Knoxville too (her Dukes of Hazzard co-star). I think Bam is a douchebag. Bam is a douchebag. Fullstop. And for some reason, the rumors about Jessica and the Jackass crew (how did their paths even cross?) always seemed especially foul and gross. I can't remember if my mind is filling in the blanks or what, but did she really give Johnny Knoxville a rimjob? They are the filthiest emm-effers on the planet! Had she never watched their show! Gasp! What!? I know nothing about Evan, and the few times I've seen him, he never pinged my gaydar. And I never knew he was one of MJ's boytoys (squick). Damn. He's in the next Hunger Games movie, so it'll be interesting to see Ashley working the red-carpets straining for relevancy.
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Post by ikmccall on Jul 14, 2014 22:30:53 GMT -4
I think Jessica was in a movie with Johnny Knoxville, Babycakes.
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