Celebs In Your Dreams

[ohhhhhpeaches]

I loved this thread back at You-Know-Where, so I'm resurrecting it as I had a neat celebrity dream last night!

So I'm staying at this very posh hotel, which may also been a college dorm, and who do I meet but the Olsen twins?? I go to hang out in their room with some waking-life friends, and as soon as we get there, they bust out the most gigantic amounts of coke. Like golf balls of cocaine. And they just spill it out on the carpets and go to it (I know, how wasteful!) So my friend and I do a little with them, and then we have to go, so I get hugs from both Mary-Kate and Ashley, who in my dream were not very short, but very thin. And on my way back from their room, I ran into my cousin and was all like "Ohmigod! I did blow with the Olsens!!" cos I'm so cool and collected. The dream went on, celebrity-free from there.

[Coffeecakes]

Well, I put this in the board that once was. *sniffle*

Anyway, it was about Eric Bana. Apprantly, we were at some college party being that I am a college student. Well, he just could not wait to get me out of there! He kept trying to grope me. So I gave in and we decided to go upstairs. As we were going upstairs, he was feeling me up and actually bit me on my ass while I did a semi-crawl up the stairs. We got to the bedroom, he took off his shirt, and WHAM! I woke up. I was so pissed that I didn't get to dream us actually doing it.

[mojofilter]

Last night I dreamed that Brad Pitt was eaten by a giant hovering whale. His hair was short and dark...which is REALLY weird because it is now! Apparently, I can see the future of Brad Pitt's hair in my dreams.

[woopdedoo]

This series of dreams has hounded me for five years now.

When I was pregnant, five years ago, I had incredible sex dreams about Lenny Kravitz ALL the time. I finally told my husband about it and boy, was that a mistake. Five years later, a song or video comes on and he asks "now why hasn't Lenny called lately?" and on and on but I'll spare you the details.

I mean, these dreams were so graphic and realistic! It was very strange. But I'm not complaining or anything, just wish I hadn't told my husband.

[eveschmeve]

I frantically searched for this thread this morning, because I had a totally awesome dream.

I was on the set of Arrested Development, and I was a cast member who was having a secret affair with Jason Bateman! We had to keep hiding our love from the cast- sneaking behind doors and stuff. It was the greatest dream ever. Bateman...guuuh....

[queequeg]

I had a dream with Paris Hilton in it last night. I can't really remember what happened (I think I found her surprisingly pleasant ) but I blame this forum. Celebrity snark is taking over my brain.

[prolix]

I had a dream last night about Jon Stewart. I was wandering around a prison for some reason and he comes around the corner. Somehow I knew that neither of us were prisoners, and that he was there to visit a friend. When he saw me, he acted like he knew me and made a funny face : "here we are in the prison!"

It was a funny dream. And he was wearing a bright blue suit.

[sprouts]

I dreamt that Star Jones was driving me (sitting in the front next to her), Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, and someone else to some kind of celeb event in a big city. As she drove, she stared straight ahead as if it would have been beneath her to acknowledge me in any way. Mike Wallace, who was very down to earth and friendly, found Star's demeanor quite amusing. We were all in a Lincoln Town Car. When she parked, she banged the front bumper of the car (which had morphed into my own non-Lincoln auto) on a wall and was totally unconcerned about having damaged my car.

[minsky]

A few weeks ago, I had an amusing dream about the Sex and the City ladies, in which they gained superpowers and fought crime. Carrie had super strength, Miranda had a mystic staff that controlled the weather (so she could zap evilniks with lightning bolts or freeze them in their tracks, a'la Mr. Freeze from Batman), and Samantha had a Green Lantern ring. Actual line from Sam upon seeing the ring's power: "Mmmm. When I get this little honey home tonight, it's going to make one hell of a sex toy!" I don't remember what power Charlotte got, but she was there somewhere.

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After watching Stuck On You last night, I naturally had a dream about Matt Damon. Unlike the seemingly popular opinion, I don't think Matt looks porcine at all, and actually loved his nervous character in Stuck On You. Anyway, I met him in a big superstore, like BJ's Wholesale or Sam's Club. He was pushing around a carriage full of stuff. Someone was selling puppies in the store (??), and Matt wanted two. They told him they would deliver them the next day. Somehow, I made it to Matt's house, which was actually a small apartment, very clean. I don't know if I slept over or if I just showed up before showering, but I remember being self-concious about myself. Matt was very unsure of himself and went fully w/ any suggestion I made (although I can't remember any of the suggestions). When the puppies arrived, Matt wanted to pay by check, but didn't have an ID, so I signed the check for him (yeah, I don't know, either). The cute puppies were running around, and I kept thinking about how I wanted to kiss Matt, but was paranoid about my possible bad breath from not brushing my teeth yet. Before we got a chance to do anything, I woke up (to the sound of one of the Mini Bones wanting to know if she could play the GameCube, gah!).